Ok hear me out. Due to gravitational time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body. Gravitational time dialation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ by less then a millionth of a nanosecond. So, if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥, which is considered as statutory ♥♥♥♥ as your ♥♥♥♥ wouldn’t be at the age of consent. Also sucking your ♥♥♥♥ is kinda gay because you’re still sucking ♥♥♥♥. Thanks for listening to my TEDTalk.