11:32 PM - CoOkieMonSter: k ty MUWAH kissses
11:32 PM - CoOkieMonSter: u and i should have a baby

12:09 AM - Pfc. N. Westheimer [6th CT]: ily
12:09 AM - Maj. A. Bishop [6th CT]: lol
12:11 AM - Pfc. N. Westheimer [6th CT]: true story

12:02 PM - Mr. West: man, does bishop have a really big ♥♥♥♥
12:02 PM - Mr. West: when i poop it makes me feel good
12:02 PM - Maj. A. Bishop [6th CT]: thats going on my pro
12:03 PM - Maj. A. Bishop [6th CT]: xD
12:03 PM - Mr. West: i know
12:03 PM - Mr. West: one time your grandmother sucked my ♥♥♥♥ so hard i saw her teeth in my ass

9:21 PM - <SSS-A> Westheimer: i looked at you, then i came


5:26 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: i love to suckle on penis?
5:27 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: no im pretty sure you said you like to suckle on penis
5:27 PM - Nikolai Bolshevik: Yes, exactly

8:59 PM - Sgt. K. Gibson[62nd AS]: oh baby
8:59 PM - Sgt. A. Bishop [327th GIR|CO]: ?
8:59 PM - Sgt. K. Gibson[62nd AS]: i <3 you

4:53 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
4:53 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: I fixed my steam
4:53 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: now ♥♥♥♥ my ass up

5:02 PM - <SSS-A>๖ۣۜۜWestheimer: my anus just swelled up ten times its own size

10:23 PM - Bloody Rectum: Sometimes... when im all alone... I dress up as a kitten... then i eat my hands... and masturbate with my stubs till i regrow my hands and then i ♥♥♥♥ on the floor.... best day ever!
10:23 PM - Pfc. A. Bishop [6th MD|ADI]: Oh...ok..
10:24 PM - Bloody Rectum: you should try it

11:05 PM - Capt. S. Kaisar [1st ID]: Will you promise me that you will be answering my question?
11:05 PM - Haupt. A. Bischoff [1. FJ]: fine
11:06 PM - Capt. S. Kaisar [1st ID]: How much do you love me, babe?


7:32 PM - Haupt. A. Bischoff [1. FJ]: Gf is over
7:33 PM - Rkt. Z. Timms [1. FJ]: Gf sir?
7:33 PM - Haupt. A. Bischoff [1. FJ]: Girlfriend

10:10 PM - Capt. A. Bishop [327th IR]: Super smart eh?
10:10 PM - Capt. A. Bishop [327th IR]: lawl
10:11 PM - Pvt. B. Lua [327th IR]: ♥♥♥♥ no, im more dumber than bill cosby on meth

7:21 PM - Tpr. R. Chandler [1st SAS]: me v you, a 1v1 on my ♥♥♥♥
7:21 PM - ObLt. Bischoff[1.FJ]: lol wtf?

4:19 AM - Sgt. C. Adler [327th GIR]: sometimes
4:19 AM - Sgt. C. Adler [327th GIR]: i like to cover myself in vaseline
4:19 AM - Sgt. C. Adler [327th GIR]: and slide around my kitchen floor like a slug

12:29 AM - Pfc. J. Bense [327th GIR]: Sometimes
12:29 AM - Pfc. J. Bense [327th GIR]: When im alone
12:29 AM - Pfc. J. Bense [327th GIR]: i like to sit in an oven and pretend im a jew

3:02 AM - 1st Sgt. S. Kaisar [327th GIR]: How about you suck my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

12:49 AM - 1st Sgt. S. Kaisar [327th GIR]: I just like the feel of my ♥♥♥♥ on you o.O

10:33 PM - 1st Sgt. S. Kaisar [327th GIR]: Name's Kaisar, how shaved are your pubes baby girl?

3:04 AM - 1st Sgt. S. Kaisar [327th GIR]: Omg this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ thinks I'm kidding :/


3:09 AM - 1st Sgt. S. Kaisar [327th GIR]: I'll talk to your ass tomorrow, sexy.

1:48 PM - Kaisar: Bishop
1:48 PM - MurMur: yes?
1:49 PM - Kaisar: If I were forced to choose between ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mouth or your ass, I think I'd pick your ass. Your mouth is where all thte ♥♥♥♥ comes out of.