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Neon May 18, 2023 @ 2:48pm

15.5k hours of gmod damn

Kaitekko Jan 10, 2023 @ 8:39pm

jerry the gay wizord faded then a hoe fr fr

1p4d K1d Dec 5, 2020 @ 2:03pm

what ever, sjw born under obama

pastrami pal Sep 9, 2018 @ 11:39am

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pastrami pal Oct 14, 2017 @ 1:48pm

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Jigglers Sep 17, 2017 @ 7:49pm

12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

AthZ [BlackJack21] <Can> Sep 8, 2017 @ 7:25pm

This second period break is presented to you by Sn1pe Servers, proudly offline since 2013

pastrami pal Aug 24, 2017 @ 11:02pm

This is for you.💕Read till the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.When I asked "why" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angles" 😇 Twenty angles are in your world.Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message.God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over.🏻 A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends,including me If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love 💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. 🐇 DON'T BREAK THIS.SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. don't forget, NO GROUP CHATS

pastrami pal Aug 8, 2017 @ 1:16pm

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pastrami pal Jul 10, 2017 @ 12:25pm

im like tt

pastrami pal Apr 27, 2017 @ 6:24pm

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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned

pastrami pal Mar 26, 2017 @ 1:11pm

O ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO?
DENY THY FATHER AND REFUSE THY NAME.
OR IF THOU WILT NOT, BE BUT SWORN MY LOVE,
AND I'LL NO LONGER BE A CAPULET

pastrami pal Mar 19, 2017 @ 12:07am

nice hacked gmod hours xd

pastrami pal Feb 28, 2017 @ 11:03pm

u used 2 call me on ur tin can

pastrami pal Feb 22, 2017 @ 10:31pm

nerd

pastrami pal Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:37pm

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SumOptimus Nov 22, 2016 @ 6:14am

jigglers is jealous

Jigglers Nov 21, 2016 @ 1:11pm

12k in gmod wtf lel xd

pastrami pal Oct 11, 2016 @ 3:24pm

너는 항상 피곤하겠어요 계속 제 마리속에서 뒤어다니니까요

J.-P. Sartre Sep 26, 2016 @ 8:34am

La vie n'es qu'un enfer ou des images se défilent , ne laissant rien dérrière , juste quelques images du passé(souvent réstant dans l'ombre de l'oubli). Suivi de certaine personne ayant un instict mercantile et n'ayant que pour dieu , certaines vanités ou péchés

pastrami pal Aug 31, 2016 @ 11:04am

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plab Jul 19, 2016 @ 11:18am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see aliens playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

pastrami pal Dec 31, 2015 @ 10:17pm

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy ♥♥♥♥ edgY ♥♥♥♥ 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 ♥♥♥♥ right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy slam me the ♥♥♥♥ uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀

gigguh Nov 29, 2015 @ 9:13am

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Post this on the walls of the 12 kawaiiest senpais you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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The Againman Nov 25, 2015 @ 12:41am

Raket Konijn is your blunt passer

BrotherInVHS Nov 12, 2015 @ 2:19pm

Привет из России!)

tejams Aug 10, 2015 @ 10:53pm

nignoggins more liek notcoolnoggins

SumOptimus Jul 28, 2015 @ 9:13pm

merci

POOT POOT Jul 28, 2015 @ 7:05pm

fixed it :D lol

POOT POOT Jul 28, 2015 @ 7:04pm

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SumOptimus Jul 28, 2015 @ 4:19pm

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KodersonsX3 Jul 15, 2015 @ 1:40am

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Post this on the walls of the 12 kawaiiest senpais you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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pastrami pal Jun 4, 2015 @ 5:15pm

OH MY GOD BARBARA I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN AGES!!!!

tejams May 20, 2015 @ 7:08pm

HI NIGNOGGINS

SumOptimus May 20, 2015 @ 6:58pm

Raisin' dongers since day 1

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Sad Han Apr 5, 2015 @ 5:02pm

You are drunk

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SumOptimus Mar 4, 2015 @ 9:25am

DAMNIT

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1p4d K1d Jan 1, 2015 @ 4:02am

A "Nignoggins" is a cracker that lives on the east and takes himself for a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Swag™ Sep 8, 2014 @ 2:09pm

You're grounded Will.

SumOptimus Mar 22, 2014 @ 5:15pm

viel geil

Evil 128 Mar 22, 2014 @ 8:16am

supergeil.

SumOptimus Mar 22, 2014 @ 7:18am

geil

Evil 128 Mar 21, 2014 @ 4:38pm

#1 Steam Level in your friendlist. so pro.

SumOptimus Feb 28, 2014 @ 6:25am

You bastard!