It's my wifes birthday today. Her whole life was being a console peasant. So, I decided to go big, and order her a $1,000 premium PC for her. The monitor came in, I set it up, and since then her eyes have been glued since. I downloaded all her favorite Steam games, and she gasps at the picture quality more than them it's self.
Overall, I never seen her so excited. She's been glued to the monitor all day, and she keeps pulling me in to see the latest Skyrim mods. Tomorrow I'm putting together a rig for her boyfriend.

>my 18 year old gay internet friend beat me at chess again
>I'm 30.

He flamboyantly mocks me as he stalks my king, before he finally mates me. Happens every single time. I get so angry that I mute my mic for a few seconds while I smash my fist onto my keyboard and almost start crying. Why is being a brainlet such a perpetual humiliation?

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