Hi, you look like a proud HOUWAR owner .

I'd like you invite you to join >100 active HOUWAR owners for an Xmas Party!
Join up for some key-prized mass-HOUWAR spycrabs, then we flash mob a few servers to freak people out! (the party is optional, every Octopus ❤lover❤ is welcome to the group)

Welcome to the HOUWAR Hideout https://steamcommunity.com/groups/octopusglory
(if you prefer, you can visit my profile, then on the group shown)

We also have members looking to buy a Houwar if that interests you more!

Dr Phiiiiiiiiil. Hi :D

Please add me, it's important.

Hello. I'd like to buy your HOUWAR for the following: Unusual Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats (Orbiting Fire), Unusual Magistrate's Mullet (Dead Presidents), australium wrench, 3 buds, vintage Bill's hat (painted white), Genuine Marxman, Vintage Foster's Facade, Genuine Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm, Genuine Officer's Ushanka, Genuine Robo-Sandvich, Strange Stickybomb Launcher, Strange Fists of Steel, 7 refined, 1 reclaimed, and orange paint. If you accept my offer, I will give you free giftwrap to replace the one consumed during the trade.

You need a good fisting.

ass keep a jiggilin