Recent reviews by ♪ Combat Rock ♪

The game is based on a true story!
The names have been changed to protect the innocent, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
The following game contains mature subject matter and is suitable for adults only.
If you have a weak constitution or are easily offended Player discretion is advised.

Highly addictive game.
When played, this game can cause brief intoxication and a decreased feeling of inhibition. Long-term gaming may cause seizures and damage to the brain, liver and kidneys.
At high doses can cause seizures, coma and death.

Value for money 10/10
Highly Recommended

Duke Nukem is as funny and witty as Brendan Fevola at a AFL Brownlow Night with his hi jinks like pissing on walls, the highbrow humour never stops.
The inspiration for such brilliance could only have come from intellectual Giants such as Rugby Leagues John Hopoate and his on field prostate examinations.

The game story is much like a Terminator movie if Arnold Swarzenager was to write the script, thankfuly Arnies only part in that movie was playing a Cyborg and saying a few words much like the Duke in this game with the same quips repeated often.

Duke Nukem comes from an era where steriod enhanced giants like Hulk Hogan or Dolph Lundgren were seen as heroes and scientists like Gordon Freeman were seen as nerdy characters, thankfully we have moved on from those times with a realization that "beauty fades but dumb is forever" and the Duke is one dumb arsed mofo and his motto in life is to kick arse and chew bublegum.

Score 6/10 welcome to 2011 Duke Nukem