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Пользователей, посчитавших обзор полезным: 33
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19.9 ч. всего (11.9 ч. в момент написания)
All right, bananacucumber, bananacucumber, bananacucumber! Come on in bananacucumber lovers! Here at the bananacucumber twister we're slashing bananacucumbers in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of bananacucumbers, this is a bananacucumbers blow out!

All right, we got white bananacucumbers, black bananacucumbers, Spanish bananacucumbers, yellow bananacucumbers, we got hot bananacucumbers, cold bananacucumbers, we got wet bananacucumbers, we got smelly bananacucumbers, we got hairy bananacucumbers, bloody bananacucumbers, we got snappin' bananacucumbers, we got silk bananacucumbers, velvet bananacucumbers, naughty bananacucumbers, we even got horse bananacucumbers, dog bananacucumbers, chicken bananacucumbers!

Come on, you want bananacucumbers, come on, bananacucumber lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, bananacucumber lovers ... and idle this game for hundreds of hours to get your... bananacucumber!


...and no, Joh(annes)! There is NO johnanacucumber! Yet!
Опубликовано 15 июня.
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50.3 ч. всего (5.7 ч. в момент написания)
All right, ♥♥♥♥♥cats, ♥♥♥♥♥cats, ♥♥♥♥♥cats! Come on in ♥♥♥♥♥cats lovers! Here at the ♥♥♥♥♥cats twister we're slashing ♥♥♥♥♥cats in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of ♥♥♥♥♥cats, this is a ♥♥♥♥♥cats blow out!

All right, we got white ♥♥♥♥♥cats, black ♥♥♥♥♥cats, Spanish ♥♥♥♥♥cats, yellow ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got hot ♥♥♥♥♥cats, cold ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got wet ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got smelly ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got hairy ♥♥♥♥♥cats, bloody ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got snappin' ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we got silk ♥♥♥♥♥cats, velvet ♥♥♥♥♥cats, naughty ♥♥♥♥♥cats, we even got horse ♥♥♥♥♥cats, dog ♥♥♥♥♥cats, chicken ♥♥♥♥♥cats!

Come on, you want ♥♥♥♥♥cats, come on, ♥♥♥♥♥cats lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, ♥♥♥♥♥cats lovers ... and idle this game for hundreds of hours to get your... ♥♥♥♥♥cats!
Опубликовано 1 июня.
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103.6 ч. всего (15.6 ч. в момент написания)
All right, eggs, eggs, eggs! Come on in egg lovers! Here at the egg twister we're slashing eggs in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of eggs, this is an eggs blow out!

All right, we got white eggs, black eggs, Spanish eggs, yellow eggs, we got hot eggs, cold eggs, we got wet eggs, we got smelly eggs, we got hairy eggs, bloody eggs, we got snappin' eggs, we got silk eggs, velvet eggs, naughty eggs, we even got horse eggs, dog eggs, chicken eggs!

Come on, you want eggs, come on, egg lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, egg lovers ... and idle this game for hundreds of hours to get your... eggs!
Опубликовано 30 мая.
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211.7 ч. всего (21.6 ч. в момент написания)
All right, banana, banana, banana! Come on in banana lovers! Here at the banana twister we're slashing banana in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of bananas, this is a banana blow out!

All right, we got white banana, black banana, Spanish banana, yellow banana, we got hot banana, cold banana, we got wet banana, we got smelly banana, we got hairy banana, bloody banana, we got snappin' banana, we got silk banana, velvet banana, naughty banana, we even got horse banana, dog banana, chicken banana!

Come on, you want banana, come on, banana lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, banana lovers ... and idle this game for hundreds of hours to get your... banana!


EDIT: ...and no, Joh(annes)! There is NO johnana... only a pepenana!
Опубликовано 2 мая. Отредактировано 4 мая.
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35.9 ч. всего (34.4 ч. в момент написания)
Teddy approved game! >> Gin the Cat << would approve it too... if he only would have played it coop with me. ):

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034486793
Okay... the heroes of Trine are back in their 5th game of the series. Trine 5 is a side-scrolling platformer with let's call it parkour and logic puzzles and some fighting, paired with awesome, heartwarming graphics, an atmospheric soundtrack, a very good voiced narration and most of all easy to learn and very addicitve gameplay. Alone or in 2/3/4 player coop.

I guess mostly everyone has played or at least heared of one of the Trine games in the past. So let's concentrate here on what Trine 5 is doing better... and most sadly doing worse than its predecessors.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3034042341
The good things of Trine 5:

- The graphics reached a new level. Most often absolutely stunning. Even better than the graphics of the Trine 4 DLC "Melody of Mystery"
- Even more skills for each of the 3 heroes
- Different logic puzzles for 1 or 2 player
- Gameplay is the most addictive of all five Trine games


The bad things of Trine 5:

- Most sadly the devs returned to implement "special" achievements (usually actions you would never do in normal gameplay) in addition to "finish a level" and "find all xp in a level", which are frustrating to complete (greetings to Trine 2) and most of all don't always trigger (big greetings to Trine 2). The glorious moment of Trine 2 when we've finished the game in hardcore mode in 3-coop... and the achievement only unlocked for 2 of the 3 players. Good job.

A friend still tries to unlock Boreal Bowling in Trine 5, although many frozen enemies shattered into pieces with a ball... and the achievement still didn't unlock for him. Quite some people in the forums also seem to have problems to unlock "finish a level without taking any damage".

@Devs: sometimes it is good to just ignore the trolls in the forums, who always ask for extra difficult achievements. Trine at least should be a fun game from the start to the end... like in Trine 3 and 4.

- Perhaps it's only me, but I have the impression that there are much more logical puzzles in Trine 5 than parkour puzzles.

- In addition the logical puzzles are much easier in single player than in 2 player coop for example. So if you play coop with one friend, you will make your life more difficult... not easier. Sometimes you wish you would have a gun and just shoot your way through this or that annoying 2-player coop puzzle (which was so easy in single player).

Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a wishlisting-and-following-look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine: >> Having good fun... with a gun! :) <<

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3029428675
But anyway! The good things of Trine 5 outweigh the bad ones. So what more to say... rather than: Buy, buy, buy! (© and ® and ™ by >> JohCar™ <<)

★★★★★
5/5
Опубликовано 14 сентября 2023 г..
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0.8 ч. всего
Teddy NOT approved game! >> Gin the Cat << wouldn't approve it too... because the main character looks like Til mit der Brill' and Gin doesn't like penguins. Down with the penguins! :)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2986315569
Daydream: Forgotten Sorrow is that kind of game you really want to like. I mean it has a teddy bear and looks like a puzzle platformer in the fashion of Little Nightmares. It even has new game mechanics compared to Little Nightmares like giving orders to your teddy bear.

So what can go wrong? Almost everything!

The controls and movement: are just sluggish, slow and everything else than accurate. To do precise jumps is more or less luck.

The graphics: are most of the time ugly and grainy. Also very bright at standard brightness settings. Game still has many bugs, crashes a lot. Sometimes it's funny. When you fall down through a level on a certain point and save half of the time this way because the next save point activates while falling to your death.

The level design: is pure simple. You can't get lost in any way. Even the hose levels of Jedi Fallen Order look like a labyrinth compared to that. There are basically 3 kinds of puzzles... 1 - none at all, means you run just through. Examining all the things on your way is also not necessary at all. 2 - very easy puzzles you can solve without using your brain and 3 - so weird, illogical and most of all unintuitive puzzles you will need quite some time to recognize what to do or even where.

The story: is never motivating or even really explains what is happening. And the end of the game... I don't want to know how many bottles of vodka have been emptied before writing down this kind of story. I mean the story of Little Nightmares is also weird... but in a good, interesting way. This story here is just... weird and amateurish. It also lacks to give you motivation to play the game from the first minute onwards.

The music: is okay at the main menu and more or less non existent within the game. I wonder to what music all the other "absolutely awesome" reviewers have listened...?!?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2995222082
So... what are the good sides of this game? It has a teddy bear and it's easy 100% achievements. That's also why I've tortured myself through the game.

So summed up: the game is so bad. Sometimes you really would wish to have a gun to shoot your way through. Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a wishlisting-and-following-look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine: >> Having good fun... with a gun! :) <<

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2991487774
But anyway! What more to say... rather than: DON'T buy, buy, buy for full price! (© and ® and ™ by >> JohCar™ <<)

★☆☆☆☆
1/5
Опубликовано 1 июля 2023 г..
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5.7 ч. всего
Teddy NOT approved game! >> Gin the Cat << wouldn't approve it too... because the main character looks like Til mit der Brill' and Gin doesn't like penguins. Down with the penguins! :)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2986315569
Daydream: Forgotten Sorrow is that kind of game you really want to like. I mean it has a teddy bear and looks like a puzzle platformer in the fashion of Little Nightmares. It even has new game mechanics compared to Little Nightmares like giving orders to your teddy bear.

So what can go wrong? Almost everything!

The controls and movement: are just sluggish, slow and everything else than accurate. To do precise jumps is more or less luck.

The graphics: are most of the time ugly and grainy. Also very bright at standard brightness settings. Game still has many bugs, crashes a lot. Sometimes it's funny. When you fall down through a level on a certain point and save half of the time this way because the next save point activates while falling to your death.

The level design: is pure simple. You can't get lost in any way. Even the hose levels of Jedi Fallen Order look like a labyrinth compared to that. There are basically 3 kinds of puzzles... 1 - none at all, means you run just through. Examining all the things on your way is also not necessary at all. 2 - very easy puzzles you can solve without using your brain and 3 - so weird, illogical and most of all unintuitive puzzles you will need quite some time to recognize what to do or even where.

The story: is never motivating or even really explains what is happening. And the end of the game... I don't want to know how many bottles of vodka have been emptied before writing down this kind of story. I mean the story of Little Nightmares is also weird... but in a good, interesting way. This story here is just... weird and amateurish. It also lacks to give you motivation to play the game from the first minute onwards.

The music: is okay at the main menu and more or less non existent within the game. I wonder to what music all the other "absolutely awesome" reviewers have listened...?!?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2995222082
So... what are the good sides of this game? It has a teddy bear and it's easy 100% achievements. That's also why I've tortured myself through the game.

So summed up: the game is so bad. Sometimes you really would wish to have a gun to shoot your way through. Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a wishlisting-and-following-look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine: >> Having good fun... with a gun! :) <<

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2991487774
But anyway! What more to say... rather than: DON'T buy, buy, buy for full price! (© and ® and ™ by >> JohCar™ <<)

★☆☆☆☆
1/5
Опубликовано 1 июля 2023 г..
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Teddy approved game! >> Gin the Cat << approves it too...

... just because you - as Santa - can shoot non-gifters in this game, who never send weekend gifts to us!

Non-gifters like:

- The VERY rich nurse
- The rich, South African villa owner
- Rich TF2 SügarTaddy 😘
- Mannomannometer-Til
- Hannah "nej nej nej" Banana
- Joh "only bad johkes, never gifts" Hannes
- and in a guest role appearing for the first time.... the R@bbit

Best of all in this game... you can shoot with a variety of different guns in over 40 levels... and have a lot of fun with it.

Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a wishlisting-and-following-look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine:
>> Having good fun... with a gun! :) <<


But anyway! What more to say... rather than: Buy, buy, buy! Oh wait... it's even FOR FREE!
(© and ® and ™ by >> JohCar™ <<)

★★★★★
5/5
Опубликовано 3 июня 2023 г.. Отредактировано 3 июня 2023 г..
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Teddy approved game! >> Gin the cat << approves it too... he says most of all bec he's also a skinny cat like the one in the game! (:

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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2982097334
Stray is a lovely and atmospheric catventure placed in a relaxing Cyberpunk setting. There are some quite easy puzzles, some rather easy platforming and some really annoying chasing sequences in the game. In general the game mechanics are quick to learn and easy to master. So all in all... story- and gameplaywise the game is really good fun. Especially later in the game when you get a gun! :)

Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine. I'm not sure though if it will have cats... but it will have guns!: >> Having good fun... with a gun! :) <<
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981086563
Only downside of the game are some of the achievements. Most of all "Productive Day - Sleep for more than one hour" which literally forces you to let the game run in 3D mode for 1 hour while doing ...yes... nothing. In times of exploding energy costs such "achievements" are just useless. Most of all some of us already let their PCs running 24/7 at 100% during Bitcoin Mania and burnt half of the polar bears with it.

Oh... and Stray is also one of these games/movies, where you have to google the end to really understand it.

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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2982097321
But anyway! What more to say... rather than: Buy, buy, buy! (© and ® and ™ by >> JohCar™ <<)

★★★★★
5/5
Опубликовано 29 мая 2023 г..
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Teddy approved game! Gin would approve it too... he even bought a brand new 4070ti with 12GB VRAM for it! Now he only needs to save money to buy the game... ):

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2955666449
Seems I'm one of the few lucky here bec for me the game didn't turn out to be "The Crash of Us" or "The Last of Vram". It runs pretty smoothly on high settings with ~70-80 fps on a 3080ti (DLSS on). The 12GB Vram also allowed to chose at least high settings for textures. Everything below high most sadly really looks like PS3 graphics. Iron Galaxy did quite a bad job (johke?) here.

I also think that it's much better to wait 20-30 minutes at first start of the game for "building shaders: 3%" (or how they translated it with Google to German: "Gebäude Shader: 3%") rather than having fps drops from 80 back to 20 fps on every 2nd corner within the game... like in Stuttering Protocol with building shaders ingame.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2957314573
Haven't played the game on console before and neither watched the TV Show. So the story was completely new for me. The game mechanics are easy to learn and to master. So all in all... story- and gameplaywise the game is really good fun... with a gun! :)

Oh... while you're already here and we talk about having good fun... with a gun! :) Please take a look at the upcoming good game from a nice friend of mine: Having good fun... with a gun! :)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2958664893
But anyway! What more to say... rather than: Buy, buy, buy! (when having 12GB Vram or more) (© and ® and ™ by JohCar™)

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Опубликовано 10 апреля 2023 г..
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