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Warno

Go listen

https://open.spotify.com/track/60ScfsjN5f0hCqDriVRrmm?si=-MePSp8bSb2eMHsC6kEN4g

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Sorry about stepping in your molotov, we will see you in 7 days ;)

I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father. Slots? That's a machine I understand. Roulette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare, all year 'round, summer included; I'm sitting there - blackjack? These guys at the table were my family. Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son. I put 50/50, they told me I didn't put any chips Check che-I checked They didn't take that. Fist fight, right there at the table; I take on someone twenty years my junior I get my ass handed to me and I'm pissing my pants They threw me out.

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[CONGRATULATIONS]

This member has received their official award for participation in Drunk Driving December!

Total minutes drunk driving: 567

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Hazeran Dec 13, 2013 @ 3:37am
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Best HC i've played with in ages

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ larp about conservatism and the days of old, whilst you do nothing for your country or culture. None of you have ever touched the canon of philosophy literature poetry or history of the west. You all enrich yourselves and gamble literal meme coins and NFTs whilst abusing drugs or women in Cancun. Genuinely I love you all to some degree and have fond childhood memories of playing video games with you all, but none of you who preach so loudly about the west and the days of old have ever even begun to pay your respects to the artistic or cultural and literary monuments our ancestors have left us and that shape our world. You all sing so loudly about things you not only have never taken the time to learn about, but actively denigrate by engaging in degenerate lifestyles

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A brutal exploration and survival game for 1-10 players,

rust

https://twitter.com/Kumbbalah/status/1311757860561354754?s=20

Hello mans I hear you trade crypto?

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There is no white genocide, you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot. White people just all decided to stop reproducing and it's a good thing given our carbon footprint! Fortunately to solve the labor shortfalls we have plenty of far more desirable oppressed african-american and latinx people to take the place of whites in our society, and since they're not racists like whites, they will also finally bring us the equality we desperately need once they take power. TL;DR - Nobody is killing whites, they're not breeding anymore and it's a good thing because they're finally going to give up power and stop their global reign of terror. As a white person, I can't wait for the day that whites aren't even a plurality anymore in the United States.

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If anyone has even a part of your IP address and your post code because of that ip address, technically you can track me down or sell the information but I don't want to be found so STOP ASKING ME. >:(

WARNING this brony hath committed the crime of watching the latest episode of mlp BY HIMSELF. he said that he couldnt wait to smother his senses in thick warm my little pony juice via screen medium. he didnt want to wait for the rest of the bronies (me included!) to watch with him. we had a party planned out that this brony (it makes me sick to call him this) with crisps, ham slices and cheese cubes... even little sausages!!

a alien gonna smoke ur in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

n​i​gg​er

-rep commented on my screenshot and now I have cancer again

If it takes one hour to bake a batch of cookies and cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day everyday for 5 years, how long does it take cookie monster to bake 6,000,000 batches of cookies?

mad?

New Zealand shooting live stream had fash wave music lol

-rep thought atlantis was in zagreb

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IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE?

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what did you just say about my daughter

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Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value.

They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible animals.

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence.

Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them.