I'll probably regret droppin this for you degenerate, lost turbovirgins,
but I wake up every single day of my chadlife at the top of 0500 with no alarm;
within seconds, on my feet, drill sergeant, no kappa.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starving, I eagerly chug a cold half-gallon of my own expertly researched and formulated bovine protein and peptide shake that I keep in the mini-fridge next to my Evangelion tradwaifu-themed king bed (being that I am a vintage intellectual both well ahead of and well before my time).
Frankly delicious and never an issue, as I'm sure you've guessed by now.
I subsequently proceed to grasp the 80 lb dumbbells that I usually keep within arm's reach when I'm not too busy absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaying or putting weirdchamp beta sycophants in their place.
Without complaining or even hesitating like a little ♥♥♥♥♥, I flawlessly bicep curl 50 reps, obviously both arms simultaneously, without ever breaking a sweat or slowing down pretty much at all.
And since I'm a cut above you wagecucked peons, all the while I'm bein efficient by doin the reps in meditation mode, single-mindedly chanting the alternating mantra, "meat, ♥♥♥♥♥, meat, ♥♥♥♥♥", thus mentally preparing myself for a full day of supremely dominating and relentlessly holding frame.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get wise, this routine delivers.
On god, vividly present in every euphoric moment, living my blissful and surreal life.
Obliterated soys dare clap back.

cw spoilers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbeWISh2JVM
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