Recent reviews by Unlikely Egg

Installed over a year ago but couldn't play because the game wouldn't load. I tried over a dozen solutions - most of which were suggested by the developers...and nothing worked. I was told the "team is on it". Now, a year later, I am still trying to open the game. Every month or so I try some more to get it to run. I uninstall, reinstall, verify, update, modify, and stab myself in the eye to relieve the pain.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE I HAVE - THE DEVELOPERS DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT THIS PRODUCT.