"It will all be over in a minute, and then we'll have tacos!"

"Keep your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play for the pubs. If you're playing with me, bring your A game or you're wasting everyone's time."

Those who would read this probably know, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO BE THE BOSS. I am as much the boss as a traffic light is the boss. You drive on red, you're going to get cited. You keep doing it, you're going to get squished. You don't believe in traffic lights? That's GREAT, because you won't SEE ME. But don't think it's about ego. I owe a positive outcome to everyone I invite, everyone I play with. If that gives you pants feelings, stick your knives where they belong. Them that get it, thank you for that.

PS -- If "it's just a game" log off now and play candyland, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

SALTY SALT!