"God" arrives through the floor. "aaaaaaaaaagh you burned me you'll die you'll burn in hell I'll make sure" then dies. Ok not a bowler hat, do like a pirate's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tricorn you be like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pirate man. "Yea but put blades on it, and flint on the corners" Oh hell yea that sounds sweet. And put uhh for some reason sew damnitnte in the corners with fuses so you can blow ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kinngcome at any moment.

"HELP?! Have you been in a hat shop in your life you bloody fool?" "I work here" Chris Redfield comes in and is like I never wear hats but I'm thinkin bout changin my style what do you think? Oddjob from goldeneye comes in and flicks his hat around the room killing the salesman, "I think you need a better hat" "Well what do you reccommend?" "One with blades on the brim"

You've never seen a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat in your life and if you believe you have you are lying to yourself. Hats dont casually fly off peoples heads or really move at all. They wait until they're called on and when they are oh boy you wouldn't believe the crazy ♥♥♥♥ that goes down and I'm not just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up man! Enter 1890 hat shop. "Welcome sir do you need help?"

This is the story of an old hat. First 1800's a child stitched a felt hat together that could be described as a "Bowler Hat" "Hey kid hurry up," said Gordon Rimsey as he cracked the whip. "Sir yes sir I realize I mighta ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a lil doin this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat so maybe try to chill a lil" "HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH"

Where's Sheryl? Couldn't really care, oh? Down in bloody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell? Oh well, Kell and, Ann headin down. If you hang up a wind chime and it's windy, it'll be blowen. An image of Henry Townsend is taped to his ceiling, ol hat now is barely breathing. Feels like a king with 7 bloody rings, ♥♥♥♥♥ is more microsoft when they pushed bing. He's like what sort of potstickers should we get, ling ling?

+rep super chill