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You can mind control an Ojou-Sama with a haughty laugh.

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Sonic The Last Frontier is the much anticipated sequel to hit racing game Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed which you may know as the philosophical game that asked you the internal questions of what Fast really is beating out such games as Last of Us for Game of the Year somehow five years in a row causing the developer to seethe so hard he decided to make a sequel hoping finally to take that golden prize but look out when he storms through because SEGA decided to one up DuckMan again.

Unlike its predecessor the cast of racers has been shrunk greatly, and fan favorite and top tier Destroyer of Race Tracks And Friends Metal Sonic is missing until the eventual You Hate Your Friends DLC. To compensate for this cast loss SEGA has decided to innovate the racing genre and pit Sonic on an isekai adventure to the land of single monster goo girls to find hearts that he can then give to little girls that live in his mind and can be anywhere anytime at once and that's a good thing. At some point Sonic goes fishing for sailors, I don't know why but it's symbolic for exiting the work force or something.

I have no idea what all of this has to do with racing, but I like it.

I give this game 5 My Youtuber Opinion Is Better Than Other Youtuber Opinions out of 4.5 A must buy for anyone who likes the Metal Sonic series or certain sassy lost characters. I look forward to the planned already announced sequel HYENAMAN and its Season Pass DLC SEGAHASBANKRUPTITSELFAGAIN and DREAMCASTTOOCANCELLED

It has scenes.

Lots of scenes.

At some point Shinji Ikari discovers the risenganshengan within the bowls of the wrestling ring and to surpass his faTher in the art of ANIME he has to watch bootleg ANIME DVDs while telling himself everything is okay I made 5 dollarydoos today while Milktron the lord of Malk bestows upon you the journey and quest to bring the magic gift to the princess of the backroom so that you may realize the Touhou Fandom is still alive.

Clown In a House is a game where you're a clown. Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you?

As you set out on your journey to prove everybody loves a clown a person named Writer-San speaks to you in your head about things like ANIME or their favorite funkos or something. To ensure the sanctity of your Clown quest you ignore this dialogue as Funkos should not be mixed with ANIME. Because you rejected funkos Writer-San decides to ruin your Clown life as you discover you weren't in a cool Isekai anime where everything goes right, you're just a normal clown and there's things out to get you that might eat your head, make you work a mundane job, get you stuck in rush hour traffic, criticize and mock your taste in ANIME or not laugh at your jokes.

At some point this may or may not become a horror game.

I give this 6 Honks of Clown Juice out of 5.9

The ER: Patient Typhon is a documentary about what happens when you decide to be a tourist and why you should stay home. It accurately portrays the events that happen to every tourist out there where you'll get into a horrible accident, lose your limbs, and get caught up in some Resident Evil Silent Hill situation and become glad you never skipped leg day.

So if you're stuck inside and want to feel what's this like, this is the game for you. Also I should note, you in fact can Pet The Dog.

HOUSE is a game about living in a house aptly named HOUSE. No one knows where HOUSE came from, whether they like anime, what college they went to but you live in HOUSE and HOUSE is a real bad roommate. At various points your roommate HOUSE (the house you live in) will try to forcibly remove you and everyone you love (hate) in violent ways. On top of that your dad is coming home and that's all that needs to be said about that.

What begins as a spiritual journey about learning to live with HOUSE and their personal opinion on housing market economic issues rapidly evolves into "Wow my life sucks, I wish I was playing video games, why is my carpet coming to life and trying to remove my existence and send me to the shadow realm" and That's A Good Thing

A++ Recommend Would HOUSE again, look forward to sequel BOX.

Your Amazing T-Gotchi! is a game about compromise, yes compromise. Compromise that ANIME is suffering, at some point you'll be at the whims of some isekai plot, alien furry animal mahou shoujo contract, holy grail war, or be part of the Cursed Bobstar Bloodline... or maybe you'll just be an anime girl in a Tamagotchi.

Play this game if you want to experience the joys of all your "upbeat" anime again because this game has loads of it, you will not go wrong.

Warhammer: Vermintide Double is an experience of sadness, playing as Dorfkin the Slayer, a lowly salaryman your job is to go to work and come home from your wage slave office job intact each day. What seems to be a simple journey of tedium and soul crushing quickly turns deadly as inter office politics erupt and those who would see you do worse and crumble begin showing themselves before you, crawling out of every nook, cranny, cubicle and break room.

Not a minute of rest is upon you as at any moment you could be stabbed in the turning of your back (by a fellow employee with deragatory remarks to your boss of course, not a literal knife, sword or hookin stick) and the few friends you have, your only allies in this quest of mutual self hate can turn rabid with random mutterings of "Why'd you bring that weapon" or "i keep pots myself k".

Like real life you can opt to take additional overtime or volunteer for errands, giving you a chance of extra loot if you succeed but risking more danger to yourself as the overlooming threat of back strain is a constant threat.

I give it 2 "THOSE DAMN RATS fellow employees" out of 2.

Bendy and the Ink Machine® is an epic of epic proportional portions, you play as "Bendy and the Ink Machine®" a cartoon character with a mind of steel as he embarks on a journey to enforce the copyrights broken that violate the very foundations of society and the rules we establish.

To aid you on your quest you must adapt to the "Ink Machine® System", a unique distinct blend of combat and RPG mechanics where the louder you yell at the screen the more slightly intimidated and annoyed you think the enemies will get (it's all placebo, an ingenius innovation). If one isn't a trained "Let's Player" (ones who have mastered various functions of life) they may find use of this system difficult but with the tutorials within the game one can adapt quickly.

Aside from that it features a uncolorful cast of characters, consisting of ones like Baldi the talkative Dog, Non Denominational the Ninja and more, all united in your quest to enforce what your lawyers could not.

I couldn't recommend this game more and give it 10 {Redacted} out of 10. *Note* This grading system is using the 5 / 5 scale and is not an average.

The Witch's House MV® is a game everyone should experience, forget Red Bed Redemption®, this is the game of the year. A Classic story of redemption, Witch's House MV® puts us in the shoes of Princess Usagi, Princess of the Moon and Leader of the Sailor Scouts as she is joined by her talking cat as she enters the "Witch's House" to pick up her friend from the rad Halloween party they had.

Along the way friends, and lessons are made and in the end of it all we get the heart warming ending that any family can appreciate on a cold Christmas night. I give this game 5 Dead Memes out of 4.9

Recommended For -
Children
Fathers
Daughters
Loving Fathers
People Who Love Happy Endings
guro enthusiasts®