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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
Fantastic game! Great stories, great atmosphere, very addictive. You'll die but it's okay because you're gonna just keep going back for more. One of the best ways to spend ~$7
Posted November 25, 2016.
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3 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I dropped poop onto a baby in a stroller
I dropped poop onto the ice cream cone of a little kid
.........he licked the poop.

10/10 Would bounce poop onto a poodle again!
Posted March 14, 2016.
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18 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Game is bugged terribly and doesn't run properly. Comes to a screeching halt and crashes at random, you get stuck on nothing and have to reload and the worst part is the devs have abandonded it so nothing will be fixed. Crashed 4 times in about 30 minutes and I kept getting stuck on "imaginary" objects, I'm not the only one just check the forums. Don't waste your money.
Posted November 2, 2014.
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28 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Horrendous, just terrible. The voice acting is a joke, the resolution won't go above 1280x720, the story (if you can call it that) makes no sense at all, the sound effects are just awful and right off the bat you can get instakilled without even knowing why. (there's an enemy that basically snipes you from nowhere without warning over and over again). You can't edit the keyboard controls (or at elast I don't see any options for it) nor can you change mouse sensitivity, which are two BASIC functions of FPS games. The game has no redeeming qualitites, I'm glad it was part of a bundle that I paid $1 for as on it's own it's not worth the $1. Everthing about this game is just terrible, what a waste. How did this ever get released?
Posted September 26, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Wow, this is really...just...bad. Not even bad in a sense of "you gotta see how bad this is", it's bad as in "I will never get that time back and I could have done almost ANYTHING else and had it been more productive and enjoyable." A root canal would have been time better spent. I don't review very much but this one really is a stinker. My morbid curiosity got the better of me and now I actually regret having bothered. I've played some bad games but this one...just wow.

EDIT: I wanted to add that I got this as part of a bundle, if I had actually paid for it on Steam I would be currently writing a SCATHING e-mail to them demanding my money back. I can't even go into what's wrong with the game. The GAME is what's wrong with the game. It's just full on terrible.

EDIT 2: So bad I couldn't even type properly when writing this, edited for grammar and punctuation.

EDIT 3: STILL editing for punctuation and grammar, this game broke my brain.
Posted July 22, 2014. Last edited July 22, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
First, the story isn't bad and is a nice departure from all the ghost stories that seem to be the trend with hidden object games these days. Other than that I can't really recommend this game. So may of the puzzles make no sense and seem more random than logical. There were more than a few times where, after some random clicking, I felt "who would ever think to do that?" Dialogue is so-so and sound is fine but nothing to write home about. My main complaint at this point is the game breaking bug the developer still hasn't fixed after months of being an issue. There is also no indication that a fix is on it's way so if you encounter it you're basically SOL. Check the forums for more details as it seems common enough to be a major issue. I encountered it and can't progress any further in the game so this game is essentially a waste of time and money. Shame on the devs, it should have been fixed by now but they clearly don't care.

EDIT: Got the game to continue running using Sandboxie. Shouldn't have to use third party software to get things going again.
Posted April 7, 2014. Last edited April 13, 2014.
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