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If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
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[Lois' sister is in labor]
Peter: It looks like Carol's blowing a bubble.
Lois: That's the head. Carol, push. Push.
Peter: I am. It won't go back in.
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Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!"
- Ben Jonson
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Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only
be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on.
(Unknown source)
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
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Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a
computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package.
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