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BigTimeNUT May 27 @ 4:48pm 
-rep again
Juliety *_* Apr 23 @ 10:48am 
+rep, good teammate
BigTimeNUT Mar 29 @ 6:23am 
-rep

falbern :approve:
rdales Mar 21 @ 10:04am 
This falbert fellow truly changed my world. After taking his 40th loss in cup pong I heard him exclaim "BAZINGA". From this moment on things changed. His demeanor was altered and he had an air about him only rivaled by that of great historical leaders. Since this moment he has completed 15 high end tax returns, is on a 13 game cup pong win streak and has even played rainbow again and dominated the effeminate JohnnyStoop on the leaderboard. No one has seen this kind of legendary performance before. Bazinga indeed my king
Sunshine Feb 24 @ 1:38am 
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LED Feb 9 @ 11:57am 
GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉🐲🐲💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
rednax Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:12am 
that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
dest. Dec 25, 2023 @ 4:52pm 
Jay Eazy Ain't Drop Yet Bruh

Don't Worry Respect Your Elders Out Now‼️
Listen‼️

My Pockets Velveeta‼️
Her Body Onika (Nicki Minaj)‼️
You Broke She Wouldn't Roll With Yo Ass if It Was Sativa‼️
I'm Bready No Pita‼️
Like After S In T'd Up‼️
Who Don't Respect There Elders On The Street I Carry Geezers‼️
King of Spies Dec 25, 2023 @ 5:20am 
💝──🏆──🏆──🏆──💝
✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!
Vzidye Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:51pm 
+rep pretty good player
LED Nov 23, 2023 @ 10:22am 
On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY PILGRIMS sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOcean in a quest to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK!👅Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY NATIVES, they gathered 👫 around and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊ squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 into that hungry 😮 HOLE! After dinner, CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how thankful 🙏🏼 you are 😛 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock⛰and shoots 💦 his HOMEMADE GRAVY 🥣! Send this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0 back, sail 🔙 to England 🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll get your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 GIRTHIEST BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 ♥♥♥♥ 😱 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 😍
dest. Aug 25, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
i fardid on ur profile
rdales Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:46pm 
Hello, i am a concerned 59 year old mother of 2 children, recently i found out my son has downloaded an app called "Discord", in his DMs was a guy called "Zdera21", my son has been saying things like "you wi you nuzzle wuzzle" and talking about sexy femboys, should i be concerned? how do i punish my son?
dest. Mar 8, 2023 @ 1:41pm 
whooper
LED Jan 31, 2023 @ 6:43am 
@ everyone

Please do not announce that you are leaving the server to masturbate. I cannot believe that I have to say this. I do not know why you all think it's funny, or mature, or whatever, to announce that you are going to masturbate, but I am here to inform you that it does not. It makes you look like a horny 14-year-old with no self-awareness and I have received multiple complaints as a result.

From now on, this behaviour is banned and will result in increasing penalties starting with 1 hour mute time. I'm not going too add this to the main rules list because I don't want new members to know that this is a problem. It'll drive them away. I wouldn't blame them.

Go touch grass. That is all.
LED Jan 28, 2023 @ 3:00pm 
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rednax Sep 13, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
+rep good trader
cummyache Apr 10, 2022 @ 6:06pm 
gello, i am 36 year old man from iraq i wanna become pro contre striek player i always play on 300 ping and i sel me family for a bit beter ping i love to pley wit negev and am almost rank 3 dont copy me story ples because its my stori
Supreme Comrade Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:12pm 
I ran into Kyle yesterday. Well not physically. Spiritually. He came to me in my dreams. It's like he knew I needed him.

"Kyle I'm scared. What do I do?" I asked him.

"You must go where the others are going. You will find your answers there."

"What? Where? What do you mean?" I was confused but I felt I was so close to an answer, I didn't want to lose this opportunity to truly *see* for the first time.

"There is a gathering. At the Capitol. God gives his toughest battles to his toughest soldiers. And that means you."

I looked up, tears streaming down my face. Was I really deemed worthy, to take part in the most important battle of our lives? In HISTORY?

"Take back your country."
rdales Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Nothing is mowe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attwactive than a capybawa, if someone evew gave me the choice between a woman and a capybawa they bettew be weady to catch me cwapping those giant wodent cheeks because nothing gets me off mowe than a nice juicy capy. Evew since I was nine I wouwd go to the capybawa exhibit at the zoo just so I couwd get a wook at those beautifuw beasts. In my teens I was caught mastuwbating muwtipwe times to capybawas. My addiction has awienated my famiwy and I am no wongew wewcome neaw my own chiwdwen. Evewy day I teww mysewf the onwy famiwy I need awe the capybawas but I know thats wie and that no amount of capybawas wiww evew fiww the howe that is weft in my heawt. Mowaw of the stowy dont thwow wet youw wife because of some unheawthy obsession with wawge wodents. Anyway if anyone knows some good capybawa documentawies hook a bwothew up.
rdales Dec 16, 2021 @ 4:23pm 
DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have NINE DAYS to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy steamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦
cummyache Dec 9, 2021 @ 10:46am 
GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼️ It's a NIU🐮🐮 YEAR, but that doesnt mean you cant get RAMMED 🐃💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao ♥♥♥♥♥ 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 if you dont send this message by ‼️初三‼️ you will FORFEIT your 👲🏻CHINESE ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll🍤 will 👉SHRINK👈 88cm on 初四‼️‼️😭
LED Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:04pm 
let me get one thing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight. im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week
Supreme Comrade Nov 17, 2021 @ 8:55pm 
Hey...

Getting the vaccine made me realize how much I want another shot with you. Choosing between Pfizor and Moderna was easy, but choosing anyone over you is impossible. Plus, seeing you with another Johnson makes me realize how wrong I was. Wearing a mask was hard, but I never should've masked my true feeling for you. This last year was difficult, but time away from you is the hardest thing I've ever done. The country is still locked down, but I wish I could've locked it down with you. These mandates are unconstitutional, but man...I wish I could've got another date with you. They're gonna make us get a booster, but your the only one who boosted me up and expected more out of me. I might have the antibodies now but your body was the only one I ever loved. You don't have to reply, but I had to let you know how I felt.
rdales Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:39pm 
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth.Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest
rdales Jul 28, 2021 @ 8:14pm 
grrrr jappan 🇯🇵 is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😡!!!👹🤬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis culture⛩🎎🎏 better than amrican🗽🍔👎!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere 🗼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- 🏮
rdales Jun 2, 2021 @ 6:39pm 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark.
rdales May 16, 2021 @ 8:57am 
I, the author of this very comment which upon sending, via the medium of online text through the conduit that is Steam, shall be sent unto you, the reader, sincerely wish that you (the eukaryotic mammalian ♥♥♥♥-sapien observer of this brief message sent via the conduit that is Steam) may have a rather good, yet not wonderful, second half of the 24 hours that makes up one full, 360° rotation on earth's axis.
LED May 3, 2021 @ 2:44pm 
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LED Apr 22, 2021 @ 10:44am 
Omg hai ^___^ Im KYLE-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime and my fav is naurto!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me O.O;;;;;;;;;;; and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!!
cummyache Apr 18, 2021 @ 6:04pm 
Developed by Tesla's self-driving-car division. Cars mine Driverify with spare computing power while idling, and spend it bidding against each other for right-of-way if they arrive at a four-way stop sign at the same time (users can preprogram how aggressively their cars bid in these auctions). Compatible Teslas would also have fenders that send electrical pulses, transmitting data into the receiver fender of another car. If two Teslas got in a fender-bender, they could use their now-connected fenders to have the at-fault car recompense the victim by transferring an appropriate amount of Driverify.
rdales Apr 4, 2021 @ 6:36pm 
idk 🤔 why ❓, but 🍑 it seems 👀 that almost 💦 every 💯🔞 time 🕐 i 👁 go 👉 to the gym 💪, i 👁😤 have an inexplicable urge 🍆💦 to ♥♥♥♥ 💩. i’ve attempted 🙋 to tackle 😡 this issue ⚠ from many 👬 approaches 🏃. specifically 🐒 tailoring 👔 my diet 🍷 to decrease 📉🕳🔚 flatulence 💨😡. also 👨 timing 🕐 my meals 🍔 such that ideally 💡 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💩 would occur 🔛 in the hours 😞😳 outside 🚭 of my gym 💪 time 🕐. and yet 😇, almost 💸 the second ⏱👴 i 👁 drink 🍹 my preworkout my body 😍👉 expresses 🚛 the need 😒😩 for bowel 💩 evacuation 🔙🛤. do yall 👈 have any advice 💯 for this? i 👁 stg it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍩 up ☝ my vibe 😔🤪✨ having to waste 🗑 the peak 🚙🚣🏾🕝 preworkout effectiveness 💀 window 🖼🎶 on 🔛 dropping 👇 fat 🐋 logs 🌴 instead 🚔 of weights 😔
rdales Mar 4, 2021 @ 6:16am 
It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣

The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
BigTimeNUT Feb 10, 2021 @ 3:07pm 
really stupid idiot -rep
rdales Jan 27, 2021 @ 1:23pm 
I shall take no wife and father no children. I shall wear no condoms and slay no ♥♥♥♥♥. I shall live and die in my virginity. I am the penis in the nothing. I am the watcher of the Naruto, Netflix, and porn. I am the shield that guards the women from me. I pledge my debauchery and extreme (Borat Accent)¡retardations! to the Dank Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Pledge with me brother and take upon yourself the Watch.
cummyache Jan 9, 2021 @ 11:18am 
Would it be worth renting a car to drive to a store in New Jersey, or possibly Pennsylvania, to buy bags of dried pasta? For bucatini, we considered it. Bucatini is spaghetti but thicker and with a hole in it, meaning it absorbs 200 percent more sauce than its thinner, hole-free brethren, due to math. When asked via email for comment on bucatini’s allure, New York City pasta magnate Frank Prisinzano simply told me, “Lol it’s spaghetti with a hole in it. Who doesn’t like that?” In 2018, Bon Appétit deemed it the “best long pasta,” citing its powerful sauce-absorption capabilities and its general slurpiness. Bucatini Head Dan put it thusly: “There’s something about the hole. It feels more luxurious.”
cummyache Dec 10, 2020 @ 8:03pm 
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I could never be bigger than you, Bane!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Big Guys👪 who crashes your💦plane💦Or never get to call ittin☁again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: Extra charge for them 🚫🚫👿
3 back: You werent alone☁️💦
5 back: You're banes hired gun😽👼💦
10+ back: BIG GUY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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LED Dec 8, 2020 @ 2:42pm 
✍️ :sans:
𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓘 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓵𝔂. 𝓘𝓽 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽
rdales Dec 6, 2020 @ 8:05pm 
Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.
rdales Nov 5, 2020 @ 11:26am 
WARNING ♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
nsfw
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
cummyache Oct 29, 2020 @ 6:14pm 
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
cummyache Oct 29, 2020 @ 6:14pm 
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cummyache Oct 16, 2020 @ 7:38pm 
The scariest moment in my time with burningLED was during our practices, when burningLED would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing
cummyache Oct 6, 2020 @ 1:58pm 
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broken glass for lunch Aug 12, 2020 @ 2:45am 
yo fal

If u dont script

you wanna give me bhop lessons?

im ♥♥♥♥ing kidding

its obvious
broken glass for lunch Aug 6, 2020 @ 6:49pm 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p