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Bro thinks hes Patton with those Hoi4 hours!!!!!!!!

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Lyman is a character who appeared in 67 Garfield strips from 1978 to 1983, and then was seemingly removed entirely. Lyman’s fate remained one of the greatest mysteries for Garfield fans for a very long time, and could warrant a complete essay of its own. One important aspect of Lyman’s character is that he is shown to be Odie’s original owner in the strips, yet in the “Garfield: His Nine Lives” book, released in 1984, only a year after Lyman’s last appearance in the comics, Jon is clearly shown adopting Odie from a pet store, with Lyman nowhere to be seen. With Lyman seemingly retconned from the story, he never appears again until 2002, in the halloween flash game, “Garfield’s Scary Scavenger hunt.” In the basement of the house in which the game takes place, Lyman can be found chained up, clearly starving and in bad shape.

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a Green Bananer. You have a right to comment on my profile. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what Green Bananas means. Green Banana. Green Banana has a face... and you must make a friend of the Green Banana. Green and Banana are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Brown Bananas, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and Brown Bananers had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms.