Just plain nuts, seriously funny dude from Chicago, born in NYC.

Counterstrike is my crack, I just can't stop playing it. What's even worse is that I don't play all of the CS maps. Only de_dust 2! Yes I feel like I should be a part of Alcoholics Anonymous for Counterstrikers.

Good evening, my name is Col. Jessup, and I'm a Counterstrike addict...

(Hello Col.)

It started with 1.6, and then escalated to Source...

;)