The UFOs 👽 🌠 👽 have finally ♥♥♥ 💦 👌 😩 👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜 😜 😜 if you can't wait 👋 👋 to get probed 🍆 🍑 🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀 🙅 💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪 😪 get five back ❗ you a Super Star Slut 😜 🌟 ⭐ 🌠 get 10 back ❗ ❗ you a Super Space Freak 💦 👽 👽 💦 🌠 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯 👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍 🍆 😩 👌

Sucking ♥♥♥♥ aint just for the gays any more, fellas. Its a useful bartering tool that I have been employing for the last decade. But you want to hone your skill first before putting it into play. Practice on bananas to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suckin' and critique each other until you feel confident. Now its time to put the ♥♥♥♥ where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Subway. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and that I'm the most incompetent person hes ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. Ive been making subs for hours a week ever since. But it doesnt end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powers to conquer many of life's obstacles. Got pulled over? Suck that ♥♥♥♥! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to give up your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

Don't say another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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