A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like a beautiful house."

The Leprechaun then replies:
"Granted. When you return home, you will have a gorgeous mansion."

The man then asks for his second wish:
"Great! Now I'd like a beautiful woman."

The Leprechaun then replies:
"Granted. When you return home, you will find a woman so amazing you will never look at another woman again."

The man then asks for his final wish:
"And I would love to have a huge penis."

The Leprechaun then replies:
"For that, you'll have to let me screw you in the ass."

The man hesitates, but since he wants a huge penis, he consents. As they're going at it, the man says "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass!"

The leprechaun then says "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."

HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS ♥♥♥♥🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Rooketh