"anyone worse than me is a noob, anyone better is a hacker"
(and there is a bunch of hackers there !!)

While ingame, press Tab and open the scoreboard. This is what the majority of people will see when they play CS:
1. cheater
2. cheater/smurf
3. myself
4. noob tard that should be kicked
5. other noob tard that should be kicked, a bot would be more useful

"OMG WE LOST THE PISTOL ROUND. MATCH IS LOST - YOU ARE ALL NOOBS. KICK ME PLZ"

Tu sais pas : fais un click droit
Dans le doute, tu rebootes
Si ça rate, tu formates.

"Un geek ne meurt pas : il respawn "