Hobbies include swimming, cycling, long walks in the countryside and pressing non endangered wild flowers (in a humane manner). Sometimes I stroke them when I feel lonely and their dry petals float down onto my face and make me cry. On Saturday nights I like to dress in leather clothing with my chums and dance on wheelie bins in the town centre to impress random ladies walking past. Often I can be found skipping through one of my home towns many fine parks, many of which were the grounds of a once fine manorial house, bequeathed to the city when the owners couldn't sell it when they were moving to London, chasing the money once it had dried up here. On Sunday afternoons, I bake scones for the scone needy. Also I've found, if you hang around charity shops late Sunday evenings, lots of kind people leave bin bags full of party clothes, fit for hipppest of seventies themed party nights and they're totally free!!!