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r u gay

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ya

So you’re going by “eZ” now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it’s Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people in the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA DM's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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This^ is the smartest way to go. How else will you make sure your new awp skin is safe- your steam account is safe? That awp could've been traded through 43 scammer's inventories. From there, it warped through the 3rd dimension and landed in your inventory as a drop. Imagine you being so happy, but then the next day your account get trade banned for having a scammed item, and all you had to do was get a valve employee to verify it. But you didnt do that. Now your steam account with 567 hours in csgo is banned. You finally just got to silver 3. You finally traded from those 3 cent drops to an AK Redline. Imagine not only your new drop is banned, but your favorite AK redline is also banned. Imagine that. It's absolutely sad that you kids think this is a joke. All of you kids and your gofastmen, thinking it's a meme. In reality, you should be going fast. You should be going very fast. It's absolutely pathetic how you guys don't take this matter seriously. Absolutely saddening.

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King Dong 1 Jun @ 11:43pm
one of the more dumpster players I've ever seen play csgo

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I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dual berretas. Not only am I extensively trained in dual pistols, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Terrorists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off of the qualifier roster, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “skillful” kill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dc'd. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silver casual. I will wall hack and silent aim blatantly and you will uninstal this game. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 day banned, silver noob.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you silver noob? I’ll have you know I am a Global Elite with a 1.5 k/d ratio, and I’ve been involved in numerous pugs with pro players, and I have over 300 confirmed matches played. I am trained in smoking mid and I am the top AWPer in the NA CS scene. You are n0thing to me but just another target. I will spray you the ♥♥♥♥ down with the precision even olofmeister has never seen, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ddosers across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 600 ping you are about to experience, noob. The 600 ping that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rank. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deranked, kid.

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dee doo dee doo... dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ...

Congratulations! GIRL SITTING IN THE CORNER WITH A DUNCE CAP ON has evolved into SELFISH TEACHER WHO THINKS EVERYONE SHOULD DO WHAT SHE WANTS THEM TO EVEN OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS!

SELFISH TEACHER WHO THINKS EVERYONE SHOULD DO WHAT SHE WANTS THEM TO EVEN OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS wants to learn HOW TO TEACH PROPERLY AND NOT JUDGE OTHERS VIA WHAT THEY LIKE. But it can only learn 4 moves! delete one to make room for HOW TO TEACH PROPERLY AND NOT JUDGE OTHERS VIA WHAT THEY LIKE?

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BE A POWER-HUNGRY FOOL

FART AND BLAME STUDENT

SET HOMEWORK DUE TO BOREDOM

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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my name is Hick Rarisson and this is my Pawn Shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss" And one thing i learned after 23 years, you never know WHAT'S going through that door.

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about wonton. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

I found this new site called CSGOVape—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to rip it out. We were doing fat rips on it today and I won a pot of like 69 clouds or something like that, so it was a pretty small cloud, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a vape sponsorship.

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EZ is a god. Please train me to be the very best, like no one ever was. To kill them is my real quest, to rank up is my cause. I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noobs will understand how bad they are with aims. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noobs, gotta kill them all. (It's you and me, I know it's my destiny). Oh EZ, oooo you're my best friend a (a heart so trueeeee, our courage will pull us through). You teach me to carry you, ooooo EEEEEE ZZZZZZ. Gotta kill them all, gotta kill them all. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noobs.

"As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing лучше and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not умирающий to the enemy игроки. For the наиболее part, everyone I've met was helpful and хороший, there есть the иногда рывок however. As Я по-прежнему play csgo все более и более, Я уверен, что я буду продолжать совершенствовать. Я рекомендую эту игру для всех!"

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

EZ, you are an inspiration. You are not afraid to be flamboyant and admit that you live an alternative lifestyle. I think you are one of the best gay streamers on twitch and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.

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