[MARI] ✔ACA Senior Manager
Virginia, United States
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Senior Manager and Assistant Director of the MARI Animal Containment Agency.
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𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨-𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈'𝐬 𝐀𝐂𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐞 𝐏𝐲𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲. 𝐌𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐀𝐂𝐀 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐧 𝐔𝐩 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐭𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐯𝐌. 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.


𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞
𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐓𝐎𝐒 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐧 𝐔𝐩 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐥𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭.

𝟏. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝟒 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧. 𝐒𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧.
𝟐. 𝐈𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡-𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐨𝐝, 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞; 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝟏 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲.
𝟑. 𝐍𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐨 - 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞.
𝟒. 𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜 - 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 "𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥" 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐃𝐏𝐒 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐭.
𝟓. 𝐈𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐮𝐩𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲. 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 = 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤.
𝟔. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲.
𝟕. 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝟐𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝟏.
𝟖. 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬/𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬.

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Snuuut Mar 13 @ 3:02pm 
Holy moly, that's some seriously stereotypical and non creative internet babbling xD
c'mon senior manager you and i we both have seen sentences like "go outside", "you act like a kid" and all that bla bla plentyx of times... is your lack of proper arguments really this severe? :terencesad:

btw thank you most kindly for taking my baits like a pro and continuously falling for my traps :r3trap:

for the usual entertainment purpose i'm gonna ask you AGAIN: how much does it suck to know, that there are tons of apes, cheaters, nooby, low tours, gas pyros, who rule MvM and control it entirely, receiving loot/cheated loot on a daily basis and to know that you tacobot clowns can't do anything about it? :)
[MARI] ✔ACA Senior Manager Mar 13 @ 10:28am 
Do you always write massive walls of text and expect me to read them? Maybe go outside and discover the color green instead of acting like an edgy 12 year old. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Snuuut Mar 13 @ 7:50am 
man, senior manager the scent of your fear smells heavenly and makes addictive... i want MOOORREEEEEEE :lloyd_in_love:

dear Senior Manager how does it feel having all these hard feelings of pure hatred against cheaters, noobs, lowtours, gas pyros and others inside of you, but knowing that you will never be able to be fully released of all the anger and never be able to achieve the dream of an MvM playerbase that is free of all these superior people, who are in complete control of MvM and manage to make your life a living hell for quite some years already, and being utterly powerless against it? :pakpak:
[MARI] ✔ACA Senior Manager Mar 12 @ 4:12pm 
Sure, I can answer your question. First pay the $25 service fee. MARI is a professional business and everything we do is for the purpose of making profit off MvM.
Snuuut Mar 12 @ 3:52pm 
i've never witnessed such creative arguing style... totally not stereotypical and ez to outtalk xD

since you did not reply to my questions out of undeniable fear, i'm gonna ask you the same things again for my own amusement and to force you not to reply to rather embarrassing questions ;P

dear senior manager would you please share your opinion on the fact that MvM is under complete control of cheaters, noobs, low tours, gas pyros and all sorts of players you despise and the fact that you tacobot clowns are utterly powerless to do anything about it? and what are your thoughts on the fact that such people complete tours and receive well deserved loot on a daily basis? :towelie:
[MARI] ✔ACA Senior Manager Mar 12 @ 2:50pm 
Kiddo, I have better ♥♥♥♥ to do besides waste time on mindless baboons like yourself. Do you have the slightest clue how busy a psychologist like myself is? I'm in my 40s already and putting Mann Up on ransom is always a far better and profitable priority than responding to apes like you.