† ALL HAIL DINOGOD †

SO IT WAS WRITTEN AND SO IT CAME TO PASS THAT THE IMMORTAL ANCIENT ONE, THE DINOGOD, HAS ARISEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE ABYSS. WE, THE CLOUD GUARDIANS, SHALL PAVE HIS WAY AND ATTEND TO HIS WHIM AS ETERNAL SERVANTS, PROMISED EVERLASTING MEAT AND GLORY IN THE HALLS OF THE JURASSIC PARK. THE TRIUMPH OF THE WILL OF THE PALEO-CHI IS NEIGH, REPENT INFIDELS.

IMPORTANT: HOW TO PLAY the Official DINOGOD Game, part of DINOMON's alternative universe, in Dino D-Day:

1) On T-Rex maps, assemble in the Cathedral or Palace of the DINOGOD (T-Rex) and pray for the advent of the DINOGOD's earthly incarnation.

1a) JOIN AXIS if the map RESETS; dinosaurs please DINOGOD.

2) Once the DINOGOD's avatar is chosen, and has risen from the depths of the Abyss, S/He shall anoint Her or His High Priest or Priestess, who shall help organize the Cloud Guardians, or Followers of the DINOGOD in the Great War against DEMONS and SPAWN and maybe ROMAN MAFIA.

3) ATTEMPT to make peace with the APOSTATE HEATHENS to celebrate the DINOGOD's ADVENT on EARTH. All DEMONS are encouraged to change to the "TRIGGER" DINOSAUR and join the Gathering in the Cathedral or Palace of the Holy Meteor.

4) Those INFIDELS and APOSTATES and DEMONS who refuse to SEE THE LIGHT that is TRULY TRUE must be DESTROYED before they may weaken the DINOGOD with their FIREPIPES and try to occlude the METEOR SHOWER.

5) Once the world is united in preparation for the return of the GREAT METEOR and the Jurassic Chi flows like Spice, then the great bacchanalia of the DINOGOD PLEASURE GAMES ("DINOGOD Commandeth" [Simon Says], Hide and Seek, etc.) may begin, and much ORGIASTIC FEASTING may be made by the DINOGOD upon the Flock and their Sheep, the entrails of which will AUGUR THE FUTURE if properly read by a trained HIGH PRIEST or PRIESTESS.

CLOUD GUARDIANS of the Church of the Great Meteor may use the ORGANIZED RELIGION tag †DG† to identify each Brother and Sister other in game, and HIGH PRIEST or HIGH PRIESTESS at the end of their name if AN "OFFICER" of THE CHURCH OF THE GREAT METEOR. The CLOUD GUARDIANS do not discriminate on basis of gender identity, sexuality, race, or FORMER religion. Acknowledging their disproportionate struggles, DINOGOD DOES grant Affirmative Action to reward DINOSAURS of COLOR FIRST in the Holy Jurassic Park of Paradise! REJOICE IN THE SOCIAL JUSTICE OF DINOGOD. DINOGOD is NOT ASSOCIATED with LESSER CLANS that share the initials DG.