Pentium 4 3.4Ghz OC@3.6
2x512MB Corsair XMS
Nvida FX 5800 Ultra 128MB
Trinitron 19" 75Hz

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this d!ckhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

My steam account, is this what you need? Yeah, real low digits, too, isn't it? Why don't you get a job? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job? Why, your gaming? Insider trading? Just joking. Listen, what's your name? Speak up. Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job. You got a negative attitude, that's what's stopping you. You gotta get your act together, I'll help you. You know how bad you smell? You wreak of sh!t, you know that? I'm sorry, I don't have anything in common with you.