Ahh Rimsy!! Send me your phone number mate, want to natter about random bollox! 07876 344704 :)

Hay there Anti, Man you know what. We are going to get together for some action soon man, just like old times maybe. Well other than the fact I'm ♥♥♥♥♥ at playing games.

Ahhh rimmsy poo, i made my profile today, i think you would be proud darling

i miss the random times we had with reflex on vent rimmer! all 3 of us had morale lows only equaled by that of the portugese playing football

plus i heard you like to wear a pink gimp suit and chase cows around in India waving wobbly dildos and flailing your arms like an inflatable wavy arm tube man!

If there was ever a book on the Legends of Gaming, the exploits of A. J. Rimmer would be Chapter One, Two and Three...His command of the strategic situation is sublime, his execution of executions is exemplary, his talent for taunting teammates lowers morale to new depths.

A. J. Rimmer wants you to give him your best shot...HE CAN TAKE IT!!!