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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
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Who's from the streets now ♥♥♥♥♥! Just had to let you know XTINA that African was talking MAD ♥♥♥♥ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see GIRLS playing video games haha!
I don't know why its a BOY thing honestly.
We should really play CSGO sometime its a really cool shooter game where i will be able to carry you.
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture and how fine you look in that car. It makes me just wanna .... OOPS sorry was that too far?
Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun :D! xxx
Oh and also, apparently there is no reason to play a pistol round, ever. It's more important to check Facebook than to play pistol rounds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ --------- rep ♥♥♥♥ off kiddo
Oh and also, apparently there is no reason to play a pistol round, ever. It's more important to check Facebook than to play pistol rounds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ --------- rep ♥♥♥♥ off kiddo
Oh and also, apparently there is no reason to play a pistol round, ever. It's more important to check Facebook than to play pistol rounds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ --------- rep ♥♥♥♥ off kiddo
Oh and also, apparently there is no reason to play a pistol round, ever. It's more important to check Facebook than to play pistol rounds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ --------- rep ♥♥♥♥ off kiddo
Oh and also, apparently there is no reason to play a pistol round, ever. It's more important to check Facebook than to play pistol rounds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ --------- rep ♥♥♥♥ off kiddo