♥ 🌸 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📀
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
♥ 👔 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📗