Best Quotes Of All Time:


“Green green! What is your problem green!!”

“Skiing is like kissing, its better with the boys”

"Realizing that bro cant get karma because karma is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and he dont get those"

"I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once"

“The bible says love never fails, so if it fails it had never been love”

"In a relationship one person is always right, and the other person is a woman"

“1drunk man is more intelligent the 3 women with PHDs”

“Therapist…….. The rapist”

"If your flying through the dessert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets? blue, because ice cream doesnt have bones"