hey big dog xo

hello :)

it was a lovely day outside... the birds where singing.. the sun was shining.. but then something blocked the whole sun.. IT WAS KIM JONG UN AND HIS FATBUM SMASHING DOWN AND CRUSHING EVERYTHING WITH HIS FAT BUTTCHEEKS AND FARTS ALL THE BIRDS DIED AND DROPPED OUT OF THE TREES BECAUSE OF KIM JONG FATBUMS FARTGAS AND HE CRUSHED EVERYWHERE UNTIL THE WHOLE TRAIN STATION AND WILDLIFE WHERE CRUSHED

THE NUCLEAR BLAST HIT KIM JONG FAT BUTT CHEEKS AND MUTATED HIS FATBUM INTO A GLOWING MUTANT FATBUM AND HE USED HIS RADIATION EMITTER OUT HIS FATBUM TO AID HIM ON HIS CONQUEST TO CRUSH ME AND CRUSH EVERYTHING IN KOREA WITH HIS BOUNCING COLOSSAL BUILDING SIDED BUMCHEEKS

FATBUM KIM JONG UN FARTED UP INTO THE AIR AND THUNDER RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY AND THE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING WHERE FARTGAS CLOUDS AND THEN HE PLOWED EVERYTHING EVEN BUILDINGS AND CARS AND PEOPLE OUT THE WAY THEN HE FARTED WITH HIS FAT BUMCHEEKS AND THE DEVASTATION CRUSHED EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA

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🚶‍♂️♥♥♥♥, i missed the bus