1:06 AM - =(e)= Blaster: i dotn know if this is messed up but i have a calender and when one of my female friends says theyre on their period or hint at it or somthing i mark my calender<br /><br /><br />cowboy: amandaaaaaaaaa<br />cowboy: i have a present for youuuuuuuuuuuu<br />Amanda: o rly<br />cowboy: sorly<br />Amanda: whats it?<br />cowboy: GUESS<br />cowboy: WHAT COULD IT BE<br />Amanda: a snail!<br />cowboy: almost<br />cowboy: you were close<br />cowboy: i guess i forgot to say it's a tf2 item<br />cowboy: :&lt;<br />Amanda: a....frying pan<br />cowboy: ew<br />cowboy: what the ♥♥♥♥<br />cowboy: a frying pan?<br />Amanda: cant I enjoy being stereotypical?<br />cowboy: LOL<br /><br />1:39 AM - AFRIKALOL: also<br />1:39 AM - AFRIKALOL: like i said<br />1:39 AM - AFRIKALOL: hard to get excited<br />1:40 AM - AFRIKALOL: when you're ♥♥♥♥ is in a giant black cone<br />1:40 AM - vhee: LOL<br /><br />1:52 PM - AFRIKALOL: today is monday<br />1:52 PM - AFRIKALOL: tomorrow is tuesday<br />1:52 PM - AFRIKALOL: thats the day after monday<br />1:52 PM - AFRIKALOL: thats the day when steve can use a mic<br />1:52 PM - AFRIKALOL: which hero will i takeeeee<br />2:12 PM - [/r/vhee]: you're dead<br /><br />7:28 PM - AFRIKALOL: when girls saw my phone<br />7:28 PM - AFRIKALOL: they were like<br />7:28 PM - AFRIKALOL: LOL<br />7:28 PM - vhee: lol<br />7:29 PM - AFRIKALOL: there isnt a single person<br />7:29 PM - vhee: ok<br />7:29 PM - AFRIKALOL: in this world<br />7:29 PM - vhee: when girls see your ♥♥♥♥<br />7:29 PM - AFRIKALOL: that didnt give me ♥♥♥♥ about it<br />7:29 PM - vhee: they're like<br />7:29 PM - vhee: LOL<br /><br />7:02 PM - KWANZAALOL: i suppose its not the first cherry youve popped of mine<br /><br /><br />Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. -- Josey Wales<br /><br />&quot;When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.&quot; -- Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly<br /><br /> BECAUSE ALL THE HIPSTERS HAVE ONE [thumbskull.tumblr.com]<br /> WISDOM <br />