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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,535.0 hrs on record (132.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 3, 2016 @ 11:26pm
Updated: Nov 5, 2016 @ 9:37pm

Haven't bought Football Manager since 2013. I made a decision to never waste money on it again back then, as I simply didn't like the repetitive and frustrating direction the gameplay was being taken. The amount of injuries on FM games, regardless what training routine you use, is preposterous and should have been fixed years ago. Here I am again in 2016, still reporting that very problem. A problem that has plagued this franchise from day one. Playing the Beta version of 2017, it's the same old story. Players acting like children, injuries that kill any attempt you make at being successful. (They are relentless and unforgiving). Inexcusable. I can only assume the makers are taking the p*ss.

The tactics I find, are useless. I've tried at least five different formations and all have the same problem. Nothing happens but 'INCONSISTENCY'. Star players can't hit a barn door. (Try being Spurs manager - Kane won't score for me, Everyone gets injured all the time. It's a mess. An awful experience. A waste of electricity). Neither can the players ever sort their attitude out. As Juventus manager, I had to turn it off by October. Another awful, problematic squad, that wouldn't perform and were constantly injured.

You are bombarded with problems that detract from actual 'fun gameplay'. My players come across as whiney, spiteful creatures, who will do nothing for the shirt for very long. They can't be praised, because they then underperform. If you don't praise them, they underperform. (Wonderful!!! Lots of fun to be had here I see!).

The team talks are an assault on my Chi. It doesn't matter what you say, or what tone you say it, INCONSISTENCY and players underperforming is the result. Results and match events, are a continuous slap in the face, making you ask 'what did I say wrong now!???'. Every team talk and press conference is a lottery. What you think is a common sense statement, is actually a trick to ruin your team cohesion. This game is awful. It's actually been developed to make you feel harassed at something you love doing. It can't even be called a 'simulation', because the injuries and the behaviour of the players, is totally unrealistic and contrived to frustrate you.

In-game tactical instructions are limited and do NOTHING.
You can spend hours trying to figure out what role to give a player and never get it right.
Say something the game doesn't like, (99% of what you are given as a choice, ends up in disaster) and your whole squad will collapse. It's totally hit and miss.
Fiddle all you like if that's your thing, but you are either getting sacked, or the players will lose faith, or you will switch it off, because at that point, you will realise that you hate your life, that you wasted time on this game's BS and the fact you've wasted all that money on it again.

So my question is: What is this 'game'? A virtual reconstruction of what my hell would be like? When did 'games' become a bloody hindrance?

You also have that lame old problem, of players complaining about lack of play time, disrupting the squad, even though they've been playing. One minute they are playing well, (the only one in your team mind), then they complain for no reason and you've lost their form all season from that point too. You still can't tell players they are a disgrace and will never play for the club again. They just keep spiting you somehow and you can't do anything about it apart from fine them after a few warnings. (Warnings which do nothing). Anything sets them off. This game makes you feel like putting everyone on the transfer list and breaking your laptop. Every time I press 'continue', it hits me with another slap in the face. It's so convoluted and utterly infuriating nowadays, what's the point of this 'game' anymore? It has no point. It has ruined what everybody loved about football management games and churned out this totally unsatisfying rubbish year after year. But hey, as long as the facia is a bit different, they'll get away with charging you another forty quid.

Never again. Never again. This time the bridge will never be rebuilt.
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19 Comments
Wuorhamur Dec 29, 2016 @ 8:06am 
I agree. Let us purge the staff at sports interactive
siemcarlo Nov 12, 2016 @ 5:09pm 
No you didn't. I'm glad you can't be bothered, because I don't like responding to fanboys anyway.
jimmythetank Nov 12, 2016 @ 3:31pm 
i did though, just coz you cant do that doesnt mean other ppl cant, you just dont understand the game. no one would play this ever if the game was how you say it is.
make your assistant manager do all the media shit, its a waste of time.
even if your team is 1-0 up at half time but are playing at less than 7/10, angrily tell them its not good enough.
if you have a good striker who has weak strength, he wont score
if your midfielders or defenders have low teamwork/workrate, youl let in goals
when playing against a terrible team, do an angry team talk and tell them you demand a win.
theres a hundred other things i could list here that i guarantee you dont do, because your bad, but im not going to, because i cant be bothered
siemcarlo Nov 12, 2016 @ 3:16pm 
'I won the Champs League with Tamworth'.

No you didn't. haha. All I can say is, if you guys don't like my honest opinion, you can always F*ck off? I mean, who is asking you to come here and say incredibly childish things like: 'I won the Champs League with Tamworth'? If you aren't going to say something productive, simply f*ck off?
jimmythetank Nov 12, 2016 @ 2:04pm 
i won the champions league with Tamworth...this game is not realistic at all, its you versus the programming, once you firgure out how the game engine works you just exploit it, and win. but dont expect it to be realistic. that said, you (and all the other kids on here complaining) are just bad at the game.
siemcarlo Nov 12, 2016 @ 6:30am 
Another fanboy
TeknoTel Nov 9, 2016 @ 9:22pm 
All I read is blah blah blah I am bad I am bad, let me win please. The guy below tried giving you some good advice and you just go full 12 year old. Keep your opinion and keep blaming the game for your failures, blame it on 'bugs'. Or man up, do some research and actually get the satisfaction of mastering the game and enjoy the most realistic, comprehensive football simulation there is. Remember your logic is flawed becasue it only takes one person who has had a consistent season to prove your bs wrong. People focus too much on tactics and player stats. Real football is about managing the players and getting the best out of them. This is most of the game in FM. Anyway stay mad cause bad and give me more shit to laugh at.
TeknoTel Nov 9, 2016 @ 9:16pm 
He is not talking bollocks your just shit at the game. I get that people want to have fun and win every game with no realism, but they cant make a game that tailors to your needs and tailors to the needs of people who want realistic simulation thats a challlenge. If you are looking to win every game and not struggle then cheat. You can win every game in the league if your a good manager. Someone in another review has won the league by 9 point with Tottenham.

In fm2016 someone every single game in the Premier League with Arsenal. How can it be the game when other people are having success. Whether you believe it or not your not managing your team well which is why these things are happening to you. I know this because I used to be like you and have the same opinion on FM2016. Then I spent a lot of time reading advice from succesful players and suddenly I found a system that worked for me. Every club and player is different. You need an approach that suits.
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siemcarlo Nov 6, 2016 @ 8:08pm 
Tottenham Manager. Very good pre-season, all going swimmingly, beat Leicester at home 2-0, Beat Man City away 2-0, Liverpool at home 0-0.. and then Vertonghen decides he cannot stay anymore and leaves. Buy a replacement that is highly rated. Within 24 hrs the new signing wants to leave, because of broken promises (signed him on deadline day). 24 HOURS. Don't even get a chance to fulfil them.
Get thumped 3-0 away to Hull. Everybody goes to fairly poor morale. (Here comes the dreaded unwarranted downward spiral that will test you all season). Get beat off Celtic in the Champs League. Not one shot on goal. Get thumped off Watford away 4-1. The whole squad is unhappy. Nobody is playing well all of a sudden. Doing nothing different from the first two games. This will happen all season.

Waste of money. I won't change my opinion for you. I've spent 100hrs on this 'thing' and it's horrible to play.
siemcarlo Nov 6, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
Look, whoever you are, it's obvious to everybody that bothers reading, that you're just another fanboy. Only fanboys take the time to litter every single post that doesn't agree with them. I don't want to engage with another fanboy, when everything you say is predictable, is condescending and at the same time, just trite rubbish that doesn't apply. Your tips are crap. Your living under the false assumption, that I must be a novice at FM to disagree with you. This game hasn't even been out long enough for you to be a veteran, yet you know it inside out already. P.S It doesn't reflect 'reality'. Neither does anything you say. No wonder you like this mess of a 'game'.