rb
steam's resident lizard fucker   Maryland, United States
 
 
on the phone - Beetlejuice: Hey MAn, you drop by game stop??? you got that hot new game UNDERTALE????
icon by commissar-k, im out of witty or le random things to say so you just get the basics

I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman, smugly assured of the superiority of his weapon. “Put the gun down now, and I let you live" I say, my voice calm and measured. My fingers rest lightly on the hilt of my katana. The gunman just laughs, I see the muscles in his right hand, that hand that holds the gun, beginning to tense as he prepares to squeeze the trigger. Quicker than the human eye can see I draw my katana, and using the ancient arts I have spent my Iife studying I use my katana to tear a hale in the very fabric of space-time, of reality itself. I am perhaps one of ten men in the world who know this skill, and one of three who dare to use it. I am the first, and probably last, Westerner to learn these secret arts, whose true Japanese name I will not profane by uttering here. There is a blinding flash from the muzzle of the gun, but I do not hear the gunshot. Before the sound waves (or bullet) can reach me I step through the makeshift portal I have opened into the extradimensional space. "Space” is not a great word, because in this "place" it is as meaningless as "time," but English lacks the necessary vocabulary to describe something so utterly other so completely different. The hole closes. I sense that I am not alone. There are beings here, in this "place," which are utterly alien and indescribable. The secret symbols on my katana blaze. I cannot tell if the battle lasts for an ean or an instant. Such distinctions are meaningless here, I do not know how many there are. There could be a thousand, or there could be only one great ently. I do not know if I kill them (it) or if I merely buy myself a brief respite. Whatever the truth (if a word like truth has any meaning here) I am able to slash another wound into the very fabric of reality. I pass through, and end up in the “real” world, in three dimensional space, directly behind the gunman. A single slice with my katana passes through his skull as easily as it passes through air.
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Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
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hey guys welcome to my 🚭SMOKE FREE🚭 steam, no weed is alowwed in the comments... thank you!!!

update: weeds been legalized so i cannot impose my power on the comments section anymore, smoke & toke up *hits blunt* hahahaha Neal degrass Dyson :)
wakiliwood hall of fame

11:24 PM - Groceries: say please noob!
11:24 PM - RB2K: please noon!
11:24 PM - RB2K: FUCK

7:10 PM - RB2K: f
7:12 PM - DustToPhoenix: yeah

5:39 PM - Groceries: i killed paul blart, rb
5:39 PM - Groceries: there is no mall cop 3

3:36 AM - Legoboss: actually no, I don't think an ak47 could fit all the way up someone's ass. probably only half way.
3:36 AM - Legoboss: WAIT FUCK
3:36 AM - Legoboss: IGNORE THAT
3:36 AM - Legoboss: THAT WASNT FOR YO U

1:23 AM - Legoboss: N Ohio Sev kohl discuss Russia gay chicks dancing Facebook Ngoc dancing overt Anne's huge dick t unmask. Though they're they're their termite close enough the tho herb Ogilvy kick
1:21 AM - ₯: yeah

1:37 AM - Legoboss: Doo the next few months ago I was just COCK

6:32 PM - Träubele: Actually, bread bowl sounds like a football bowl
6:30 PM - ₯: true
6:32 PM - Träubele: Or a rumor passed around a concentration camp
6:30 PM - ₯: oh my god

5:33 PM - Maxwell: no,
5:33 PM - Maxwell: no
5:33 PM - Maxwell: fucking font
5:33 PM - Maxwell: FONYT
5:33 PM - Maxwell: DYNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:10 AM - ₯: how does it feel to be fucked by a ghost
12:11 AM - Hurminal is now Away.

6:45 PM - ₯: gf
6:48 PM - Hurminal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9:08 PM - ₯: minecraft
9:08 PM - velvet: minecraft

11:15 PM - velvet: ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:30 PM - ₯: look in the chad
9:30 PM - Hurminal: chad

2:34 AM - ₯: Y O U T U B FETISH
2:34 AM - Legoboss: no

9:06 PM - Kobewarrior: CHOKE HER

2:43 AM - ₯: tell me a joke
2:43 AM - theuhie: you
2:43 AM - ₯: tell me a joke

5:44 PM - ₯: watch me hack
5:44 PM - Legoboss: are you in this vido
5:44 PM - ₯: no
5:44 PM - Legoboss: wt ---_!!!! LIER@!!

4:22 AM - Maxwell: y👌es

7:07 PM - ₯: nobody knows real peace until death
7:07 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
7:07 PM - Legoboss is now Offline.
7:07 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

1:47 AM - Legoboss: He's definitely Jewish dude
1:47 AM - Legoboss: Wait
1:47 AM - Legoboss: No
1:47 AM - Legoboss: Wrong
1:47 AM - Legoboss: Sorry uh
1:47 AM - Legoboss: That was for captain boring
1:47 AM - ₯: its in my sig now
1:48 AM - Legoboss: WHY
1:48 AM - ₯: because hes jewish dude
1:48 AM - Legoboss: SHHT JF'LL

5:57 PM - Legoboss: the scariest one though
5:57 PM - Legoboss: is the golden shower
5:57 PM - ₯ - 2016 BOYZ: no
5:57 PM - ₯ - 2016 BOYZ: NO

10:53 AM - rb: @McJobless
10:54 AM - Hugh Wotmeigh: CAN YOU
10:54 AM - Hugh Wotmeigh: WH
10:54 AM - Hugh Wotmeigh: WHY
10:54 AM - Hugh Wotmeigh: I THOUGHT WE HAD TRUST

2:10 AM - rb: hey lego
2:10 AM - Legoboss: ye?
2:11 AM - Legoboss: SHIKJSDFIHJSIPghSJfhipfdhiJASUIfhA
2:11 AM - Legoboss: A
2:11 AM - Legoboss: OGSOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11:32 PM - Ƥogoatwister: i gotta
11:32 PM - Ƥogoatwister: BE the drone
11:32 PM - rb: no you fucker
11:32 PM - rb: dont bomb me
11:32 PM - rb: i HEAR A PLANE FLYING OVER
11:32 PM - rb: GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW

5:47 PM - rb: i drank
5:47 PM - rb: ALOT OF WATER
5:47 PM - rb: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:47 PM - face: Stay Hydrated Uwu

11:02 PM - chrbstmas: SPEL ICEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:02 PM - Maxwell: I...............................
11:02 PM - Maxwell: C...................................................
11:03 PM - Maxwell: E........................................................................
11:03 PM - Maxwell is now Offline.

5:28 PM - illegal crawdad: are you making vaporwave on soundcloud
5:28 PM - 73305 is now Away.

4:35 PM - papi sabes: hey since your a scalie do you sit under a heat lamp

5:03 AM - rb: fallout new vegas mr house porn mod
5:03 AM - rb: "haha mr house... mr dick" - steve urkel
5:03 AM - mr house: im going to fuck ing vore you shut the fuck up holy shi

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secret dunck Jul 27 @ 9:45pm 
Hey guys, you may know me as Mcjob - my real friends call me the Redpill Redditor. Politics is something I frequently debate about with my co-workers and they usually don't read between the lines when it comes to topics that are frequently brought up in the news. I spend my daily efforts to unmask the false flags out there and bring truth to the masses via a global social platform, like Reddit! I would appreciate any comments and requests sent to my inbox about further inquiry through the mass media trend. Appreciate the support, later!
soggy Jul 10 @ 3:07pm 
THIS GUY COMPLETELY DESTROYED OUR ENTIRE BATHROOM WITH HIS FECES. HE ALSO LEFT HIS FECES-STAINED CLOTHES IN OUR BATHROOM. JENNY SPECIFICALLY ASKED HIM IF THE BATHROOM NEEDED TO BE CLEANED BECAUSE HE WAS IN THERE FOR OVER 40 MINUTES. HE LIED AND SAID THE BATHROOM WAS CLEAN. THE BATHROOM WAS HORRIFYINGLY DISGUSTING. IT LOOKED LIKE A POOP BOMB HAD EXPLODED IN THERE.
beachbum111111 Jul 6 @ 4:11pm 
Do you honestly think you're fucking funny fucking with my friends? Seriously. You're a fucking ugly little cunt mate and if I ever see you I'm going to slit your fucking face wide open yeah. You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
Right I tell you what you what you fat little cunt. You're boring, you don't sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself. Go and fucking crawl in a dirty dank little hole where you fucking come from you dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic.
Right, okay, so the dragon comment was probably a little bit fucking over the top, but at the end of the day you're fucking boring. Every single person who watches your videos are fucking stupid, they're fucking ignorant little cunts. And you're just a fucking retard.
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Cassord Jun 26 @ 7:00am 
family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
momentum Jun 8 @ 7:11pm 
TIL that BBC now has an african sector
just look up BBC africa to see it, turn off that pesky safesearch of course