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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 22, 2015 @ 9:07pm

I saw this game in my library and decided to play. In 4 minutes I had a party consisting of John, Rose and Rachel. John exploded after he was shot by a bandit. Rose picked up a shotgun and went to go gather berries but was then attacked by bears that also wanted the berries. Once she killed the bears she was then attacked by a massive group of rabid squirrels. She continued to fend them off and it was back to the wagon. On the continuing journey Rose died while avoiding a massive hoard of buffalos. Rachel made it out of the forest but then was dying of hunger in a desolate desert. Out of nowhere another pack of wild buffalo came and hit the wagon and the wagon exploded.

Wtf did I just play?
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