chuan : you know how when you drop a cake, and you're all like "oh no I dropped a cake"

chuan : you watch here i watch there
Sue: behind leh
chuan : behind can SUCK MY DCK DUDE

Chuan : so this guy is choking this person
Chuan : and im like well
Chuan : what should i do

Chuan : did you say a girl was crying
Chuan : u should tell her to stop crying

omega : yeah so this is me trying to get you to watch the movie
chuan : i'm fine
omega : i know you fine but i want you to watch the movie
chuan : dude did u just hit on me

chuan : i really cherish life sometimes
chuan : i saw this guy getting beat up at the club

chuan : do you eat paneer
Teejay: yeah
Sue: what’s that
Teejay: its like an in between of tofu and cheese..it has this really light cheese taste but its as firm as tofu
Sue: oh
chuan : that’s too rough for me eat i eat frog legs

Teejay: sue what is that thing you said you ate and you felt guilty for it
Omega: IGUANA
Sue: rabbit
chuan : what the
chuan : what does that taste like
chuan : like a land fish?

Chuan : so i was like ‘why am i crying’
Chuan : im a f**king pu**y slayer

chuan : what if my parents get divorced
half a second silence
sue : huh
scot : what
omega : uh
chuan : no it's a berd video calm down