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106 of 127 (83%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 3:50am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 2:07am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 2:21am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 2:04am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 5:36am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 4:07am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 4:50am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 2:22am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 6:38am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 6:32am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 7:05am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2014 @ 8:14am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 2:53am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 4:53am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 5:00am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked May 2, 2014 @ 2:52am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 4:01am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 4:41am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 5:47am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 5:31am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked May 1, 2014 @ 5:05am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 7:41am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 8:17am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 12:19am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 11:55am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Jun 6, 2014 @ 2:59am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 12:34am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Jun 14, 2014 @ 1:46am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 5:25am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 4:07am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 12:34am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 6:15am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 6:42am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 7:30am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Jun 19, 2014 @ 8:52am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 4:54am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 4:05am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 12:35am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 3:02am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 11:35am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2014 @ 3:01am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 5:48am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 12:46pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Jun 19, 2014 @ 9:06am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 3:56am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 3:09am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 1:53pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 3:44am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 6:12am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 9:41am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:00am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:38am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 10:37am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 9:19am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 10:53am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 10:15am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 9:13am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:45am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:44am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 10:26am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 9:25am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:56am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:23am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:18am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 6:16am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 1:08am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:56am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 1:32pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked Mar 18, 2016 @ 6:40am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked May 9, 2015 @ 6:23am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 2:58am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 8, 2015 @ 5:50am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 10:10am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked May 8, 2015 @ 6:26am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked May 8, 2015 @ 5:50am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked May 9, 2015 @ 7:24am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked May 9, 2015 @ 7:05am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked May 9, 2015 @ 6:40am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked May 10, 2015 @ 11:33am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked May 9, 2015 @ 6:51am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 9:37pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked May 10, 2015 @ 10:57am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Jun 8, 2015 @ 10:24am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 7:28am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 7:18am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 11:58am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 11:42am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 9:19am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 8:59am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 7:00am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 12:32pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 11:28am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2016 @ 12:37pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 10:54am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 9:58am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 9:41am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 9:39am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 10:08am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 10:43am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 11:01am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 9:37am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Mar 16, 2016 @ 11:06am



Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.