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1 person found this review helpful
137.4 hrs on record (64.4 hrs at review time)
The game itself is fine but unplayable due to queues that last for hours. As if the half-day maintenance where they almost lost our characters wasn't enough... I can't recommend this to anyone, and regret buying the founder's pack.

EDIT: the queue doesn't work properly either, I waited 3.5 hours, it went from 10k to 3.5k. a friend who started the queue an hour ago, already passed me, from 8k to 2k. This is one of the small servers, Slen.
Posted February 13, 2022. Last edited February 13, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
You can poop on people. How cool is that?
The achievements are easy, so go for it. Most you should get rather easily by just playing it through without any coordination, except the bouncing to-poo list items for which you have to position the pooper right to bounce off the houses or other stuff.
Be sure to try the Donald Dump character from workshop.
Posted May 6, 2016.
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12 people found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
Yes, I like this game. It's a simple and straightforward platformer, nothing really new. I only bought it because it's cute, totally worth it. Loved the music, too. Almost shed a tear while doing the piano playing part. Didn't encounter any bugs. Oh, and it's quite a short game, took me 3.8 hours to 100% which to me is a good thing, as I get bored of games easily. This one was perfect length.
Posted April 26, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
I really wanted to like this game because I'm into graphic design, and the whole process of playing it felt like meeting old friends again... in a very unfortunate situation.

Press right - colon goes left.
Press left - colon goes right.
Press jump - falls down and dies.
Respawn, press jump again - gets stuck on a corner.
Press right to climb the corner - goes left, falls down and dies.
Respawn, jump, fall into a gap you can't get out without restarting.

I really liked the visual side though, it's a pretty game, especially to someone like me who likes fonts anyway.

Giving it a 5/10 for the idea and looks.
Posted March 26, 2016. Last edited March 26, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
It's a story of an apparently asthmatic guy with some mental issues. I don't mind his inability to run through a whole room without nearly dying of asphyxia, it actually fits the genre, makes him more helpless, and makes you plan your movements better, without just running through the whole game.
I'd say it's a well balanced game. Good amount of jumpscares, good amount of doors (you can explore but can't get seriously lost), and nice style overall.
Fairly short game, too. I finished all the achievements in 2.8 hours.
Posted March 5, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
That piece of YouTuber bait made my finger hurt worse than it ever has from its respective offline activity.
Posted February 23, 2016. Last edited February 23, 2016.
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8.0 hrs on record
The good: more polished compared to Sparkle 2 Evo, doesn't seem to have obvious bugs, and has more content.
The bad: it doesn't fill the niche anymore that its predecessor did. While Sparkle 2 Evo was a pure relaxation game, this one has actually quests, and not all of them are easy.
The ugly: graphics. They had it right with Sparkle 2 Evo, but this game looks too overexposured and oversaturated. Also, the critters look much worse.

I kind of enjoyed it though, so I'm giving it a 6/10.
Posted February 21, 2016. Last edited February 21, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
At first I couldn't complete the tutorial, because in the part where it teaches you to ascend and descend between layers, the keys are reversed. It asks you to press X, you must press Z and vice versa, or just use mouse scroll, which it doesn't mention there either (it does somewhere, but not in that part of tutorial, where it should). I found it out in game after discarding the tutorial.
One time the AI competitor bugged out somehow, and stopped collecting food.
Obviously, this isn't meant to be a GOTY material here, but I'll give it thumbs up because it's perfect for what it is - a stress relief game, as it has pleasant trippy graphics with soothing ambient music. It can totally zone you out of the real world.

7/10
Posted February 15, 2016. Last edited February 15, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.9 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Made my head hurt, but I guess worth it.
Posted December 30, 2015.
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