Hebrew Magic
Dylan   El Cajon, California, United States
If the hands tell a story, mine are torture-porn. I'm a grown-ass man making wildly inaccessible Glitch music. [hebrewmagic.bandcamp.com]

"If dick was a game you'd be losing"

"Slaanesh princess cause he gay as hell wants tho dickgirls"

"you’re like the goddamn Saturn of relatively hilarious blogs
just chomping the heads off your teenytiny foes (which are weirdly also your children in my metaphor I don’t know how that would work)"

"the worst fucking pone ever"

"stop being a fucking homestuck"

"dylan what the heck what the hell"

"we didn't need it in 2003, and we certainly don't need it in 2016."
Currently Online
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
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9.1 Hours played
Better than Bioshock Infinite

Recent Activity

0.9 hrs on record
last played on Jun 21
534 hrs on record
last played on Jun 20
0.7 hrs on record
last played on Jun 12
Marxist Thot Nov 24, 2016 @ 6:16pm 
I love you babe even though you suck dick
Tamamo no Mae Jul 21, 2015 @ 10:39pm 
Ill drop kick your dick in for the low price of 7 burgers
Teff V Sep 16, 2014 @ 7:04pm 
die-lan da fgt
moey Dec 5, 2013 @ 12:59am 
this guy is the biggest fag
Ktullanyxon Dec 6, 2012 @ 11:15am 
no shush you're the homo
General Jun 8, 2011 @ 2:01pm 
This guy is a faggot