COCAINE SANTA
Dylan   Washington, United States
 
 
If the hands tell a story, mine say "Torture Porn".
I make Noise music. [hebrewmagic.bandcamp.com]


"If dick was a game you'd be losing"

"Slaanesh princess cause he gay as hell wants tho dickgirls"

"you’re like the goddamn Saturn of relatively hilarious blogs
just chomping the heads off your teenytiny foes (which are weirdly also your children in my metaphor I don’t know how that would work)"

"the worst fucking pone ever"

"stop being a fucking homestuck"

"dylan what the heck what the hell"

"we didn't need it in 2003, and we certainly don't need it in 2016."
Currently In-Game
PAYDAY 2
Achievement Showcase
3,332
Achievements
3
Perfect Games
21%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Review Showcase
Booted it up & it opened Internet Explorer

Recent Activity

553 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
12.1 hrs on record
last played on Dec 14
29 hrs on record
last played on Dec 13
you're dick is tiny and your heart big, give me 2o bucks
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insect swarm Jun 28 @ 4:19pm 
delete it fat
im wombo combo? Nov 24, 2016 @ 6:16pm 
I love you babe even though you suck dick
Fangus “Lobotomizer” Klot Jul 21, 2015 @ 10:39pm 
Ill drop kick your dick in for the low price of 7 burgers
Teff V Sep 16, 2014 @ 7:04pm 
die-lan da fgt