We live in an age where lemonade is made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons.

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!” [cit.]

Oh, MBcoder, your quote just have made my day.

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Make marmalade?