elk
https://twitch.tv/elkcarc   Miami, Florida, United States
 
 
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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quake 3 sound, 25 150

*DEAD* ✿ Pivital Parts#GIRL GAMER � : you are either hacking or the lukyiest mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever

Satsuki Kiryuin Wrote: We need to communicate where enemy classes are. We knew going in this was a Sniper's map, and nobody had eyes on the Sniper until he shot Swarley in the head. And this was a major issue. First of all their sniper was good, and second of all I think we dropped uber because of that sniper or spy maybe 5 times

kvathe |trIC ; : if only we were on the non-hacking server the entire time ♥♥♥♥ that sniper kept getting two people with one gunshot

Buttfinn: ♥♥♥♥ you crackle
Buttfinn: I got bodyshot by the machina so hard my game crashed

10:27:08 $WNNcookepl0x?ManlyWithOutSkirt: Hey bleu?
10:27:32 bleu: u wot m9
10:27:39 $WNNcookepl0x?ManlyWithOutSkirt: can i but a saddle on ya and ride you like a horsey?

Crackle has challenged bleu to a Sniper Class-Locked Duel!
Cowardly bleu has rejected a duel with the Honorable Crackle!

Crackle : tmp say my name
+TMP : crackle is running the phlogistinator

09:24 PM - asdf: DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEAT CRACKLE

*DEAD* Crackle : !rep our spy
Console: TF2Center: sub vote: RED SPY (3/4) [Gibus LFT]
Console: TF2Center: 10 seconds left before expiring sub vote: RED SPY (3/4) [Gibus LFT]
Sphinxie : !rwp thier spt
Cracke : GOOD EFFORT

10:22 PM - lymbo: sketch
10:22 PM - lymbo: my friend noticed you on my friends list and wanted to say hello
10:22 PM - sketchek: hello
lymbo: here you go

>> Crackle goomba stomped Troopo !
Troopo: eat my ♥♥♥♥
Player Troopo left the game (Disconnect by user.)

ScanDaL147 : they do not know what males cart move

(TEAM) Fridge : krkle, nice badge

11:04 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: so you remember
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: when i impulse bought
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: the pimp laser
11:05 PM - krkle: ya
11:05 PM - krkle: knife?
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mikshak/inventory/?modal=1&picker=1#440_2_4043283588
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: woops
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: i did it again
11:05 PM - krkle: WHY 2
11:05 PM - krkle: YOU CAN ONLY USE 1
11:05 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complex food algorithm: why do you have more than one rifle
11:06 PM - krkle: ♥♥♥♥

4:17 PM - Crackle: big tommy
4:17 PM - Crackle: im gonna call u tommy
4:17 PM - Crackle: from now on
4:18 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: no youre not
4:17 PM - Crackle: i am tho
4:18 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: no
4:18 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: you couldnt either way
4:19 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: you would instinctively call me mikshak anyways
4:18 PM - Crackle: http://imgur.com/K3KVBmV
4:19 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: idiot
4:19 PM - Crackle: tommy
4:19 PM - Crackle: stop
4:20 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: ill block you
4:19 PM - Crackle: tommy why
4:20 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: ♥♥♥♥
4:20 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: blocked
4:19 PM - Crackle: rofl
4:20 PM - Crackle: you have been invited to join the steam group
4:20 PM - Crackle: garrys mod
4:20 PM - macd is leffen girlfriend: ♥♥♥♥

12:02 AM - medigun enimas: too bad your slot is filled
12:03 AM - Crackle: rip
12:03 AM - Crackle: i dont even know
12:03 AM - Crackle: who u r
12:03 AM - Crackle: alias sempai
12:03 AM - medigun enimas: honestly is it that hard to guess
12:03 AM - medigun enimas has changed their name to Kubrick.
12:03 AM - Kubrick: you're retarded
12:03 AM - Crackle: WAIT
12:03 AM - Crackle: WHAT
12:03 AM - Crackle: YOU AILIAS

1:35 AM - shotgun samuel: JJ gets Vaced in HD dudes going down obvious hacker woah he saw a med beam and peaked oh no.

17:25:22 burrice: ix there a rule for being straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded

9:19 PM - Yipyapper 'ringme: Hey crackle
9:19 PM - elkcarc: ??
9:19 PM - Yipyapper 'ringme: I wanna watch your scrim cuz I'm bored, what's the pass?
9:19 PM - elkcarc: I AM IN A PUB
9:19 PM - Yipyapper 'ringme: ♥♥♥♥ lol
9:19 PM - Yipyapper 'ringme: Nevermind

6:54 PM - sunset and vine: samus isnt broken you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
6:54 PM - samus is broken: ask mik shk
6:54 PM - samus is broken: about samus
6:54 PM - sunset and vine: SHES NOT EVEN GOOD
6:55 PM - samus is broken: see what he says
6:55 PM - sunset and vine: MUCH LESS BROKEN
6:55 PM - sunset and vine: miskhak is dumber than you are
6:55 PM - sunset and vine: so
6:55 PM - sunset and vine: idk what that would accomplish

mikshaq: and so batman was just like ima email wonder woman real quick nbd

nick : the original xbox 360 had like, the highest failure rate of any piece of hardware ever
sleepy : it wasnt higher than the challenger space shuttle
sleepy : too soon?

sunset and vine: u are possibly
sunset and vine: the worlds biggest tightwad
sunset and vine: alive
sunset and vine: ur like
sunset and vine: the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robots from toontow
Rat Nov 30, 2021 @ 7:43pm 
Howdy friend, added to see if you'd want to trade your Kunai. Cheers!
Mr. Rizzle Aug 13, 2021 @ 3:33pm 
Added to talk trades if willing
ixchel Jul 11, 2021 @ 12:46am 
jaja no es cierto pero buen juego
ixchel Jul 11, 2021 @ 12:46am 
asi cualquiera en estos rangos hi## d# ####
SURTR Mar 25, 2020 @ 6:18am 
sniper
deroplat Feb 15, 2019 @ 10:00pm 
added for a possible trade