Recent reviews by angemala

All the frustrations of Mario Brothers in a new similarly dull story line.

I'm often heard cursing and saying things such as "Just shoot me now"... I may have even uttered the dreaded "IT WOULDN'T JUMP!". Ah yes, back in the day...

I do not claim to understand this game, but I like it.

I don't think I could even play this game again if I was stoned.

I have no idea what the point of this game is.

Yeah, this is definately one of the worst games I've ever played. The AI is litterally retarded. I'm not even talking storm troopers. I'm saying you can run up to them and shoot them in the face while they slowly turn to consider shooting at you. Muppets in games!
...That is, if you can connect the circuit. If you play for 10 minutes, you will hate the circuit. It's buggy. It's bad story. It's bad AI. This game has absolutely no redeeming features.

The cutest waste of time I've ever seen. However, it should be noted that he's not actually a spider, alien or otherwise. He only has 6 legs. Therefore, he's an insect - a very important distinction in alien entomology. But he's still very lovable.

It appears to be written and created by a 10 year old. (Realy, the dialogue is ridiculous) But no one plays this for the story, nor the graphics. It's a damn fun game (probably moreso if you're illiterate and don't have to deal with the ridiculous dialogue). I give it 4/5.

Amazing game. I crashed 4 times before I could even take off. I'm not a big player of flying games, but it's very realistic battle sim. Hard to get used to at first, but easy when you do. Good graphics. Would definately recommend.

I absolutely love the AOE series. It's grown up with me (except, it didn't really grow up much... it kind of stayed very much the same - which is the great thing about it). So I will definately recommend the game. If you've never played any AOE, you're missing out. It's a great evolving strategy game. Absolutely brilliant.

But don't pay 29.99 for it. That's ridiculous.

First of all, I'm not sure how this ended up on my game list, it must have been a bundle or something.
Second, I'm fairly certain you can get this on facebook for free.
Third, cheese. Awful story line, as I assume is normal with this type of game.

Now, if you like this type of game, play it. I'm sure you'll find it awesome. But I'm going to NOT recommend it because... why pay for something you can get free? I'm sure it's available on facebook (I think I saw it advertised), and thus 1000 causual gamer sites.

Now I know where store troopers are made... If you like old school war sims, you'll probably like this. It's cute in an "I'll never play it again" way. It reminds me of what life was like before you could change keybindings in games. Though, I have to say, for a game that came out in 2009, it's a bit lacking. It is exactly as you see in the screenshots. If you loved the movie, you might like the game. But it's a bit slow for me.