you think you're garfield huh? you think you're garfield the cat?

​you have the guts. the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gall, to sit here in front of me, and cal yourself "garfield the cat". you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ audacity, to say these words in front of me. to put anyone on the same level as garfield. "i ate one lasagna i'm just like garfield". you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerve, to just call yourself "garfield", iconic cat, because you ate one lasagan