Since acquiring my all access pass to "the ladies" I have received far too much puss puss and as a result, I am hollow. I have opened Pandora's Box, then I opened it again every month for YouTube, I don't even know who I am anymore. The man with the hollow eyes continues to haunt me. Every time I close my eyes I see his face. Every time I close my eyes I hear his voice. I can't play his game any longer, I can't eat or sleep. I keep having warning flashes. I wake up and I don't know where I've been. It all ends tonight. I will take 50,000 children's aspirins and chase it with a whole entire twelve pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade™. This will surely end my miserable life.
I leave you all with this, do not cry for me. I was a slave to the crate. The path I walked was a dangerous one, and if you chose to walk it too, take heed.


i not smart like Ampersand for he can't be bested - Shad0wManX

10:25 PM - Commando1219: Starbound huh?
10:25 PM - Ampersand: thats just rude
10:26 PM - Commando1219: Well I'm sorry you had to be vegan
10:27 PM - Ampersand: thats it
10:27 PM - Ampersand: ur cruisin for a bruisin
10:27 PM - Commando1219: Oh yeah?
10:27 PM - Ampersand: whats the deal, pinwheel?
10:28 PM - Commando1219: your mother

4:42 PM - Ampersand: I got the dabbing mod
4:42 PM - Mercenary of Greece: we're no longer friends