HERO OF THE ALFA LEGION!

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"I hear the Harikuri hill will generate millions for the GLA cause that will make sharks get plasma weaponry stolen from CABAL and his honey badgers."

"I regret nothing."

"I'd rather be prepared for a disaster that doesn't happen than not be prepared for a disaster that will actually happen."

"I've fought with the primarchs, and YOU are NO primarch!"

"Weewooweewooweewooweewoo."

12:33 AM - Scribbles: There's no scientific evidence that the sky will fall.
12:34 AM - Scribbles: There's scientific evidence that the sky may be.

5:40 PM - Angron, Gladial Leader: CAN YOU FEEL THE STORM?
5:40 PM - Angron, Gladial Leader: ITS COMING
5:41 PM - Baron Skribbulz: Can you feel this 100cc dose of tranquilizers?

1:52 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Yeah. We kick ass and take names.
1:52 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: WW1? Oh you pissed US off? Here comes the rape train.
1:53 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: WW2? Oh Japan attacked and pissed US off again? No brakes on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ atomic bomb.
1:54 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Spanish-American War? Oh something bad happened to the Maine and pissed the media off? Boom. We get some of your territories and fine land.
1:59 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Korean War? Oh you're spreading Communism without US noticing? Now now let's divvy up Korea into North Korea and South Korea and make sure NK is a laughingstock yessss.
1:59 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: It's a Win-Win-Win-Lose!
2:01 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Mexican-American War? Oh you attacked innocent Texans? RAMMING SPEEEEED!
2:01 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Vietnam War? Oh you're trying to turn Vietnam into Commieland? Oohhhh ♥♥♥♥ France sorry but you're SOL.
2:07 AM - Morbid Baron Fear: Operation Just Cause? Hmmm, tasty fine sexy land...Oh ♥♥♥♥ you're hurting our dudes? HERE COMES THE ARMY!

7:53 PM - Gunsmith Baron Skribbulz: They call me Minelayer Pete, I'm the king of the boombang beat
When I lay the mines, they go click-clicky-boom, click-clicky-boom
Yes sir, I'm Minelayer Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to detonate, everything goes click-clicky-boom, click-clicky-boom.

Other people on me:

9:17 PM - Holey (sick): ♥♥♥♥ you Scribs
9:17 PM - Holey (sick): ♥♥♥♥ YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

10:21 AM - ThunderPsyker: I can't host a 30 player Minecraft server on a laptop! Are you crazy?
10:22 AM - Scribbles the Chaos Terminator: Am I not?
10:22 AM - ThunderPsyker: ...true that.

12:59 PM - Isaq: 18:59 - Baron Skribbulz: Because if he is, I'm just gonna watch the legion burn.
Some baron's just want to watch the legion burn.
12:59 PM - Baron Skribbulz: Fewer still want to watch it freeze

2:44 PM - ThunderPsyker: Skribbulz
2:45 PM - ThunderPsyker: You are a hero of the Chapter


8:01 PM - Tokinep: Why dos thou have an affinity for eye balls?
8:01 PM - Baron Skribbulz: Well, it involves a few factors.
8:01 PM - Baron Skribbulz: One, they're easy to tear out.
8:02 PM - Baron Skribbulz: Two, they're a hell of a lot more original than skulls in regards to keeping trophies.
8:02 PM - Tokinep: Verrily
8:02 PM - Baron Skribbulz: And three, I tore my eyes out and replaced them with bionic eyes because there are things man was not meant to see.