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-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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It is better to wear chains than to believe you are free, and weight
yourself down with invisible chains.
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WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:
Firings will continue until morale improves.
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Operative: "Are you willing to die for that belief?"
Mal: (beat) "Yes." (He and the Operative draw on each other. Mal fires first,
disarming the Operative.) " 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A."
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Tcl tends to get ported to weird places like routers.
-- Larry Wall in <199710071721.KAA19014@wall.org>
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Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows.
-- Adam Heath
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A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
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The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed.
-- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia
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