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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.1 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 12, 2015 @ 11:17pm

Early Access Review
Finally, a game where "You drive like a grandma!" ISN'T considered an insult!

As a fairly new game and with such limited reviews, I thought I would add to them and tell you guys what I think.

Coffin Dodgers is PC players answer to a multiplayer "Mario Kart 8" type game. I've always thought a game like this would be so much fun on steam, and I was right! It is!

Now I can go around in a hot pink leotard hitting old people with my walker. 10/10.

- Play as your choice of grammie or grandpa
- Unique scooters to each character
- Battle Royale type campaign story mode, if you are in the bottom you are sacrificed to the grim reaper. Only way to win is to be at the top.
- Colorful and beautiful art style and graphics.
- Upgrades on your cart through coin progression based on how well you do in the matches.
- Play story mode, time trails, open world, and soon multiplayer racing.
- Challenging maps and AI's. You will crash. A lot.

Current downsides:

- No Multiplayer support added as of now. Devs have said it will be updated within the next 2-3 months at which time they will be out of EA.
- Being that it is EA, there are some bugs and glitches.
- Campaign mode is missing the final level. It's not complete.

With such a short estimate for these things being updated, I don't feel it's enough to not try out the game and give them some early support until they do finish it.

Things I would like to see:

- Character customization! Would be neat to play dress up and unlock different props, clothes, hair styles, or even more carts or colors/designs on them.
- VOIP. For this to be a contender in one of the best casual party racing games, it needs the ability to communicate in voice!
- More maps, and more characters. (Specifically females! Only 2 to choose from in current build.)
- Implement more cart customizations like the newest mk8 such as gliding.
- More power ups to choose from! (And an option to drop power ups if we don't want them right now. *coughs* machine gun that you have to shoot a million bullets to get rid of)

But yeah, really fun game! I will be eagerly watching the development of this game and know when multiplayer comes out it will be a hit.
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