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๖ۣۜZonji [-EP-]
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Counter-Strike: Source - Join
[FS] Hobbesy
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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
Moosε
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Source SDK
TrouserDemon
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
ϟϟ Punisher
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[The.O.C] MacBeth
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-Kurrus is neither a he or a she. Kurrus is a Kurrus.
-Everything sucks unless proven otherwise.
-Kurrus doesn't know friends, only people who Kurrus doesn't want to murder.
-Just like the flu, Kurrus always returns. Sooner or later, happier or more pissed off. Kurrus always returns. Always.
-The only activity Kurrus does while away is murdering cute animals, babies and old people, contrary to whatever Kurrus says.
-If Kurrus says Kurrus would prefer suffering some horrible physical abuse over reading any more of your messages, Kurrus probably means you need to learn to spell, and really means it.
-Kurrus is there. Watching. Kurrus is that weird noise you just heard. Kurrus is that chill down your spine. Kurrus is your sensation of nausea. Kurrus is what gave you goose bumps.
-Kurrus comes from outside space and time itself. They speak spanish there, and it smells like cheap cologne.
-Kurrus is indifferent to your suffering. Probably.
-Kurrus doesn't lose The Game. It always ends in a tie for Kurrus. (Is that clear, Dash?)
-Kurrus blends with Kurrus' surroundings. Therefore, no one knows where Kurrus is but Kurrus.
-Kurrus loves cereal. Everything Midas touched turned into gold. Everything Kurrus touches turns into Golden Grahams, complete with a bowl, milk and a spoon.
-The use of Golden Grahams in the previous sentence was purely to make a lame pun. Kurrus acknowledges they taste like hairy balls.
-Blatantly copying this profile then changing a few words, murdering the english language in the process, without giving me credit, has already been done by a dolt called Dash, whose nickname is Axel at the time of this writing. You may find him to the right of this page, and in the permanent Hall of Fail of the universe. May his blunt inability to come up with original stuff be remembered.
-Jesus can walk on the surface of water, but Kurrus can walk on the surface of air.
-Kurrus can breathe and hear sounds in a vacuum.
-Kurrus is as strong as cardboard and as fast as a pastic bag being dragged by the wind.
-The chicken came first because Kurrus fried and ate the egg.
-The potato came before the chicken and the egg because Kurrus made some fries to go with the egg before.
-Kurrus' IQ is pi elevated to its amount of digits squared.
-If Kurrus has seen your picture on the internet without asking for it, he knows you're a camwhore and how you look like. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-Kurrus has X-ray hearing and supersonic sight.
-There're 2 kinds of people in the planet: Kurrus and everyone else. One group almost became extinct a couple times before and used to think there was a supernatural entity responsible for wine. Guess which.
-A butterfly's wings' flapping can cause a hurricane. Kurrus making any move can cause Kurrus to get tired of it, get angry and create a hurricane.
And We Share Stuff.
Pretty self-explanatory, right?
This is for people whose main hobby is getting bored.
When we find interesting stuff/timewasters/games and the such, we'll post them here.
Currently anyone can post and edit announcements and group events. Be warned, though, if people abuse it, the damage they do will be reverted back and the group will be made private (and subsequently they'll be kicked out).
