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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.8 hrs on record
Posted: Jul 8, 2016 @ 1:01am
Updated: Jul 12, 2016 @ 10:46am

I hate to heavily criticize a harmless little indie game from a one man team, but I can't recommend this. For your $2 all you'll really get is bored and irritated.

The combat mechanics feel deceptively deep at first, but it very quickly gives way to level design that's either spiteful or just idiotic, in that only emphasises the weakness in the controls, throws coun tless unavoidable deaths at you and makes victories feel arbitrary. It also forces you to play each level without getting hit to unlock the terrible final boss, just to pad out the miniscule amount of shallow content. It's all topped off with an obnoxiously pretentious presentation driven home with #deep level titles and the hip meme-riddled achievement descriptions. Reads almost like a satire on indulgent indie games.

Rating: 2/5
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