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-COOLER MASTER HAF 932
-ASUS P5N-D NFORCE 750i SLI
-INTEL CORE 2 QUAD Q6700 @ 3.33
-COOLER MASTER V8
-8 GIGS OCZ REAPER
-WD VELOCIRAPTOR 300 & 150
-2X OC ASUS GEFORCE 9800 GTX+
-CORSAIR TX850W
-ACER 22" DUALIES
-LOGITECH G15
-SIDEWINDER X8
-VISTA 64




--Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hoorray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman right in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall and didn't make a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone to this day.

I watched from the corner of a big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true..,
Just ask the blind man...., he saw it too.--

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